Off With Their Heads!

Ever After High incorrect quotes... She/Her

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Dexter: Okay, truth or dare?

Raven : Truth

Dexter: How many hours have you slept this week?

Raven :

Raven : ...Dare

Dexter: Go to bed.

Raven : I don’t like this game.

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Darling: Fuck.

Daring: We've got to work on your cursing.

Darling: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Apple: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Briar: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Briar*

Briar: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Ashlyn: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Faybelle: Which one? I can't do both.

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Apple: Dare, calm down.

Daring: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!

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Daring: When i’m sad you’re always there

Daring: When i’m having problems you’re always there

Dexter: does that mean i’m a good brother?

Daring: no it means you’re bad luck

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Daring: *Gently taps table*

Hopper: *Taps back*

Sparrow: What are they doing?

Hunter: Morse code.

Daring: *Aggressively taps table*

Hopper: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Daring: You love me, right, Hopper?

Hopper: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Daring, pointing: May I sit there?

Hopper: That's my lap

Daring: That doesn't answer the question, Hopper.

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Hunter : Why are your tongues purple?

Daring: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Hopper: I had a red one.

Hunter : oh

Hunter :

Hunter : OH

Sparrow:

Sparrow: You drank each other's slushies?

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Apple: I’m going to take you out

Raven : great, it’s a date!

Apple: I meant that as a threat.

Raven : See you at five!

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Lizzie, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Kitty: But – that’s just a trash can.

Lizzie: It sure is!

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Lizzie: Kitty and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Kitty: Sentences.

Lizzie: Don't interrupt me.

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Ashlyn, tending to Briar’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Briar: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Daring: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Dexter: You’re a hazard to society

Darling: And a coward. DO TWENTY.