Martini Kisses

Because, like you know, whatever.

[saying]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[taintedfantasies]

This gif LMAAOOOOO

[naughtynanzhu]

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

[infinite-playlist]

I’m a boss, you a worker bitch. I make bloody moves. Cardi B - Bodak Yellow

[outofcontextarthur]

[earlymartini]

My spirit animal.

[possessivelaufeyson]

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.

[earlymartini]

Trouble sleeping? No worries! Stitch has what you need. #zzzquil is great for those days you need to just knock out and get a good nights rest. (Of note: #zzzquil is not for pain, just the sleeps. You should take it if you have 7-8 hrs to budget for sleep) #influenster #sleeplovers #gotitfree #ad @influenster

[hellstain]

they don’t swim ‘cause they’re all d e a d

[earlymartini]

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Gizmo isn't much of a picky eater and will try anything once. I was a little worried when first getting selected to try this food, since gizmo is on a diet, and was only eating wet food. Gizmo has been alternating between the @nutrish kibble and his wet food for the past couple of weeks. He hasn't regain the weight he's lost, and isn't begging for food after finishing his meal as he had been in the past with other kibble. Gizmo and I give Nutrish a 👍🏽! #contest, #NutrishZeroGrain #NutrishPets #influenster #influenstervoxbox (Gizmo and I were given a bag of Nutrish for testing and review purposes).

[earlymartini]

Being on a diet is hard when you have delicious treats staring you in the face. @countrycrock @influenster #makeityours #ad

[badgalsthings]

[ayyyblackhawks-blog]

brandon SaAD (insp)

[ilovecharts]

[tyleroakley]

FOR REFERENCE.

[penutbutterqueen-deactivated201]

Lmaoo he snitched on em

[richharry]

[iluvcats96]

Olive Trees, Van Gogh