AlmondKittie

Fly, Shy, Sweet as Pie.

[infertilityidol]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[veezesgirlfriend]

[spiderpanic]

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Live iguana reaction

[mxnrique]

every taylor swift and travis kelce news update just feels like this now

[almondkittie]

Random photo dump. Two pictures ft my natural hair.

[almondkittie]

I just remembered i had a fake freckle era 🥴🥴🥴

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[anxietyproblem]

[hellraisersss]

She just wants to be called a good girl and bred day and night that's all. Right???

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[onlyscreencaps]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[almondkittie]

Aaaaannnnd we’re back to therapy! It went well…and my therapist was like. “Im pretty sure you have autism.” Which I’ve thought for the last 4-5 years and now im just damn, i need to go get an official diagnosis. The problem is, i still want to leave the country but I don’t wanna deal with eugenics so I’m gonna have to delay getting officially diagnosed until I leave.

[achillesinhighheels]