fuck trees.

  mostly that one tree. Kakuzu|Taki defect| 22 (semi-indie Young!Kakuzu text RP blog)

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chidorinu:

good

hopefully no more explosions

I am actively doing my part to avoid more explosions.

you’re welcome.

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steadily getting the hang of things.

now the Grudge is cooperating and keeping my arm on for me.

it seems to finally understand that I’m not putting up with it’s bullshit.

granted, it took a few firmly quelled outbursts for it to get the picture, but I think we both know it’s smart enough to deal with whatever weird symbiotic/parasitic relationship we have now.

[parakavka]

[deathpov]

[rafawriter]

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chidorinu replied to your post: the most destructive thing Koban has done was when...

id apologize for any bad habits she picks up but you knew what you were getting into

fishbaited replied to your post: the most destructive thing Koban has done was when...

I mean she was wild right? so housebreaking is probably going to be a pain… but was the bbq worth it?

if she keep hanging out with you she’s gonna start showing up late everywhere and collecting bugs or something isn’t she

the food was worth it and she generally refuses to go to the bathroom inside. like if she has to go she’ll make frustrated noises at me and not leave me alone until we go outside. I’m not really sure what else I would do for her inside anyways, so that’s probably a good thing. She’s a lot more comfortable in grass than the fuzzy floor stuff she keeps trying to eat.

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the most destructive thing Koban has done was when we came home after birthday food (in which she was left in the care of a friend) and she protest pissed in front of my door

it was closed

I opened the door and stepped in it

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

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My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

[scorpiohumour]

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

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chidorinu:

welc

ill watch koban for you

she doesn’t care for the dogs, but I’ll bring her blanket and some food she likes?

she hasn’t been as clingy as she was at first, but regardless I shouldn’t be gone too long

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fishbaited replied to your post: how the hell do you guys know my birthdaydid old...

it was in the bingo book… and your akatsuki files!

the fuck is a bingo book

also way to rat me out old me

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Happy birthday to @earth-grudge!

Kakuzu, if you hadn’t somehow been preserved in a tree for decades, then you would have been 95 today by normal means.

Come over, we’re going out for BBQ, my treat.

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god I’m old

I want food but

Koban................

[chidorinu]

happy bday crime grandpa

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uh... thank you

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how the hell do you guys know my birthday

did old me tell everyone

[chidorinu]

having a blog is p much just a digital way for me to hover around ppl and not talk to anyone

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is that not what this is for?

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wild west kakuzu

//BRUH you know the Akatsuki would be a sweet gang of desperados out looking for trouble. 

Kakuzu would be the bounty hunter with a fuzzy sense of morality. The only thing keeping him from being on his own wanted posters is the fact that no man has ever seen his face and lived. He believes the only good in the world is shiny. Gunmetal or gold, he doesn’t much care. 

A solid branch of the mysterious coalition “Bloody Dawn”, he can usually be found ambushing stagecoaches with his four dark riders. Each has their own motif within the uniform of dusted black, and rumors say the riders change; the dead position being filled by the next without pause. Same motif, same unshakable allegiance, different damned soul. Whispers ‘round the waterhole say that seeing the green glint in his eye means you’re gonna fill the next open saddle.

He has a partner of sorts that some have seen, but few have survived to tell the tale. All that’s known for sure is that if you cross the same path, it’ll lead you straight to hell.

[iguanamouth]

[fortheaskbox]

Give me an AU and I'll tell you what my muse would be in it.

Example:

western!au = my muse is a cowboy

royalty!au = my muse is a princess

etc.