So I hung out with my friends today and we say some crazy stuff. Some stuff that shouldn't even probably be said. However, I did in fact assign each of us an Electric Mayhem meber, so the following is basically horribly incorrect sayings from the Mayhem based off what my friends & I said.
Minus Lips cause my car fits 5 and we do not have a 6th friend which is so tragic
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In regards to a 9/11 Beanie Baby
Floyd, Zoot & Animal: Big Beanie Baby did 9/11
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Floyd: Do NOT go to that Long John Silvers they fed me raw deep fried chicken
Zoot: How long ago was this? Like 2 years ago?
Janice: The Long John Silvers incident of 2025
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Animal: Im an infant chud and my gateway drug was League of Legends
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Animal: *Looking at magazines in a thrift store* Whats Playboy??
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Floyd: So many places in there had Playboy
Dr. Teeth: Well yeah, each booth is owned by someone different
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*Driving down the road to the next store*
Dr. Teeth: Oh guys look a church! Zoot its where they kept you
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*Following this immediately*
Zoot: If you turn down that road you will get to the milk district
Dr. Teeth: Where the milk factory is! Its where they...
Janice: Its where they milk you!
Dr. Teeth: *had misheard* No not milf, milk
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Janice: Is that a wedding?
Zoot: There is many reasons... oh no they are just dressed like that
Floyd: Yeah that looks like a wedding
Animal: Sorry I just walk around like that
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Floyd: Why would you want to get married there?
Zoot: Yeah get married somewhere that actually looks nice
Animal: *Ironically* I want to get married in Downtown [City we are in]!
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Dr. Teeth: *Looking at a street sign* Yield to peds, yield to pedophiles
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*All day Dr. Teeth had been showing Zoot heels saying "Oh this would look so good on you!"*
Zoot: The offer still stands that if you can find a pair that fits me Ill put them on
Dr. Teeth: What size shoe are you?
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AND THIS IS IT! 1 days worth of crazy fucking sayings from 1 thrifting trip
We say a lot of stuff. Lot of crazy stuff. Half of it I cant even remember. We are a fun bunch. I do adore my friends