The science of deduction

Sherlock Holmes. - the world's only consulting detective. [Sherlock RP (BBC) : Independant] Client(s) {Tag: 'eastw ind'. With space, please.}

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[ ~ Just here to let you know that I haven't forgotten about this blog. I've been busy lately, and I'll return once I have all replies finished, and when I feel ready. ~ ]

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[ ~ Will go now. Won't have much time to come online the following days, so will either reply via my phone or not at all. ~ ]  [ ~ I'll be back around sunday perhaps. ~ ]

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Dinner? (oops)

[text;; the Virgin] Sounds appetizing. When and where? -IA

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[text;; the Virgin] I'll try not to be late. I make no promises, however. -IA

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[text;; The Woman] I believe I will be able to manage. SH [text;; The Woman] You know where to find me after all. SH

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[ message;; sent] What is my jumper doing in the kitchen? JW

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[ message: John Watson: sent] Technically it can't do anything. SH

[ message: John Watson: sent] It's on a chair. SH

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What I Read: awww, Sherlock's just a big dumb gay vulnerable baby. :D

What I Hear From That: I am incapable of recognizing that my fav is a manipulative prick who has trouble healthily expressing what few feelings he acknowledges he has, and by choosing the above description I am willfully ignoring about 70% of his BBC-canon actions while belittling and infantilizing one of literary history's most capable characters. Because it's cuter this way. :D

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"What, you’d rather I called you a turdbag?”

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"Turdbag? How American."

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"Must you always be an arse?"

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"It's a rather prominent talent. Quite difficult to withhold."

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just another really long 'au's i really want' post

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parxdisaical:

you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU

lost in a random small town and you show me around AU

accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU

i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU

i audition to model in your music video and we end up hitting it off AU

we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight AU

co-stars whose characters date each other on the show AU

pretending to date bc reasons AU

you’re a hot surfer and i’m an awkward person

working at an ice cream stand on the beach AU

accidentally found and read your diary AU

i didn’t know you were my teacher AU

woke up with amnesia AU

you’re a devil and i’m an angel AU

you’re a jock and i’m into theater AU

secretly have to date so our parents don’t find out AU

fame has gotten to your head so you were sent off to live with country relatives AU

pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU

i’m in a lame band and you’re the towns bad boy/girl AU

modern day romeo and juliet AU

we actually can’t stand each other but for some reason we talk everyday AU

ended up meeting in prison and now we’re in love AU

cross-country road trip gone wrong AU

stuck in a horrible zombie apocalypse AU

we fucked once and somehow keep bumping into each other AU

has to share a cab because there’s a thunderstorm ahead (and then gets stuck in ridiculous NY/LA traffic) AU

you’re a ghost and i’m a human and somehow we fall in love with each other AU

met on a cruise ship AU

get’s lost on an island together AU

we went on a long road trip and got into a car crash and we’re the only two who survived AU

gang member AU

i’m pregnant but it’s not yours AU

we go to the same coffee shop every evening to do homework but we never speak to each other until today AU

end up getting married in vegas although we’re total strangers AU

you apply to be my roommate AU

greasers / socs AU

we met in the summer and now i go to your school but you act like a typical jerk AU

it’s the 50’s / 60’s and we’re in love but our love is forbidden because of law AU

it’s the 50’s / 60’s and our love is so sweet it causes toothaches AU

we work at the same 50’s diner AU

i’m visiting your country for vacation and you show me around AU

modern day beauty & the beast AU

rich / poor AU

zombie falls in love with a human AU

hunger games AU

we runaway together and now we’re hiding from our parents and the police with no food, money, or clothes AU

alice in wonderland AU

detention on a saturday afternoon AU

nothing but a fragment of ones imagination AU (as in a coma & they imagine each other being real)

we rob places together as a couple and get away with it AU

all boys boarding school AU

best friends when we were young and then you moved and now we meet again at college AU

ouran host club AU

arranged marriage AU

we met at a really strict summer camp and ended up breaking all the rules together one by one AU

asylum AU

war AU

we both have cancer and go to the same support group AU

we decide to play a game of chicken together which leads to one thing or another AU

we’re both in conservative relationships so we decide to sneak off and be each others friends with benefits AU

we’re best friends and we take each others virginity’s AU

we dated when we were younger and now we’re step siblings AU

finds a death note and uses it to their advantage AU (based off of the anime)

our friends put us on a blind date AU

i’m only your friend because we smoke weed and get high together AU

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You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this onto 10 people.

One rule: No skipping! RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN

1. Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - AM

2. So Far Away - Avenged Sevenfold

3.  Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

4. Requiem in D minor, K. 626: VIII. Lacrimosa - Mozart

5.  Circles - Passenger

6. The New Century - Jessica Curry

7.  Do I Wanna Know - AM (Arctic Monkeys)

8.  Aria Da Capo - Goldberg

9. Hey Jude - The Beatles

10. I Wanna Be Yours - AM

Tagging: xtheiceman  erratiic  unyieldingconviction itsnotmyrealname  clueing-for-deductions lovelymissmolly diglestrade xwhiphand​ alwaysworth-the-risk​

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Tagged by: misstifying

Tag 5 of your friends and make them fill in this form!

For the mun only!

—✩❧ Name: Julie

—✩❧ Birthday: August

—✩❧ Gender:  Cisgender female

—✩❧ Sexuality: *throws smoke bomb and disappears*

—✩❧  Height: 5’3"

—✩❧ Blog(s): Eastw-ind (and a thousand others)

—✩❧ FC ( If you have one ): Zooey Deschanel :3

tagging: unyieldingconviction itsnotmyrealname erratiic xwhiphand justmarymorstan

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Dinner? (oops)

[text;; the Virgin] Sounds appetizing. When and where? -IA

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[text;; The Woman] Tonight. 20:00, Baker Street. SH

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"Always so polite."

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"Always a pleasure."

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               Abigail had had a long day, not a bad day,                simply  l o n g . The dance studio had be-                en slow, considering that most of their                  students were off on summer holiday.                She had planned to go down to the lab,                see if Molly needed anything, due to                Sherlock’s absence, but she was doing                well enough on her own. So, she found                herself heading to Baker Street. ”Sherlock, do—”                She started, as she walked into the flat.                For whatever reason, she had keys. She                Didn’t know exactly why she had keys to                221B, but she did. She never really gave                it much thought. She was standing in the                “living” (if you could call it that) room, just                in eyeshot of the jar struggle. She tried her                best to repress her grin, but failed, quite                miserably, too. ”I see that you’re a bit                    handicapped, Holmes.”

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                Of course he had noticed a breach in the                 (far too) placid silence downstairs. A                 disruption in the cursed peace, that had                 wrapped 221B in a thick cover of its                 stifling mood.                 He hadn't cared though - and frankly, had                 not paid a thought that an anonymous                 individual    

                                      {a woman - based by the stride and sound                                       of her footfalls - with open access  to the flat.                                       Younger. Certainly not Mrs Hudson. Abigail.}                                   had just arrived in the building. He was                  far too bothered by the jar incident to care.                                        "And I hear a question you failed to ask because                                         you found my disability humorous."                                 He rolled his eyes at her, but didn't quite sound                 angry.

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"What did you just call me?"

Send me "What did you just call me?" and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

"—Jerk."

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"Oh please, that word has grown old. Impress me."