Sep 3, 2015
Reasons I relate to cats
don’t touch me
wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
that’s enough snuggles
i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
(hisses)
“i want food”
“but not this food”
(wanders around)
