Grunge and Giggles

[kumagawa]

[merrigo]

[becausebirds]

Chicken shaming.

[powerarmor]

”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”

me: *already asleep*

[joshpeck]

i have never been more awake

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[actualdogvines]

tfw u dont know what to do with ur water bowl

[prokopetz]

Consider:

Victorian England: 1867-1901

American Old West: 1803-1912

Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912

French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Life is short. (by Jake Likes Onions)

[chazelle]

boy does he hate jakku

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[haunted-lunchbox]

[octoknight]

I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony”

I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up

[ivelischpfuli-deactivated202001]

[octoknight]

[asianconfusion]

[knifing]

“You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don’t you - why don’t you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you’re afraid to. ”

[thereal1990s]

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via westernuniver)

[easybakeanarchy]

father: *places hand on shoulder* son

son: what is it father

father: look at this cool severed hand i found in the woods