do you have a garden?

this is a jake and amir fanblog. when i ship jake x amir it's in reference to the CollegeHumor characters and not the real life comedy writers. sorry for the mental illness.

[eataweed]

do you have a garden?

i’d love to eat a weed

hi this is a jake and amir sideblog because i can’t jsutify posting about a dead collegehumor webseries to my main account.

im mea! 18 years old. she/they nb lesbian. has really weird jake and amir headcanons and they’re ALL CORRECT. legally owns the rights to doobs the character i’ve decided.

i am an angry bitch, but i am calm.

follows come from memorydatas!

[eataweed]

...is i cant decide scissor sisters a jamir song....

[eataweed]

i want you guys to know that i’ve been playing umamusume and shipping gold ship x mejoro mcqueen. and then i realized that they too are jake and amir.

[eataweed]

jake and amir-ass conversation

[eataweed]

i want you guys to know that i’ve been playing umamusume and shipping gold ship x mejoro mcqueen. and then i realized that they too are jake and amir.

[hairscare]

for you and your warped reflection

[sambuchito]

jakey wrapped you wished jakey

died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times

[gulliesforever]

silly guys whom i like

[youremyboy]

it just wasn't for me.

jake and amir: decision (sick day part 9)

[killtheshow]

work friends

[dandyblizz]

men will write a comedy series then make their characters a bit gay as a joke THEN try to subvert that trope by making their characters actually gay together BUT THEN they subvert it again by not having them actually get together at any point and the double subversion doesn't subvert anything and it just drives me crazy!!!

[forevernight]

the original script to rap intro from an archive of the ch webbed site

[straightboyfriend]

[bogleech]

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

[eternal1zer-deactivated20221119]

Shocker!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[sunhowler-art]

i found it. the thread that connects all my bullshit

[sunhowler-art]

thank you to the person who tagged this as mort x king julien. youre a person i would love to study under a microscope

[eataweed]

working on a shipping bingo is hell

[propajanda]

Real Jake and Amir fans can’t process or respond appropriately to the word “coy” in real life