fake and a deer

a jake and amir blog? yes in the year 2023 main/ao3: @dandelionblizzard header: @jumpinjohnnyjumble https://dandelionblizzard.dreamwidth.org/ https://amirandjake.dreamwidth.org/

[forevernight]

best friends ✨💖✨

[muttonexe]

jerking it to everyone in the world all at once so nobody feels left out #empath <3

[targetedknowledge]

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[sacred-portal]

[toothsheeran]

[beebfreeb]

Girl, are you an airfryer? Because clearly I don't own you. I'm a feminist.

[mgsr]

[forevernight]

i love the neko divorce lore but also it contradicts the weird complex hc i had where she basically just called jake up as a sperm donor postfinale, and he forced his way into raising the kid with her bc theres no way hes gonna have a family otherwise. and also neko is a tech ceo now and wakes up at 4 am every day so she's not marrying jake's loser ass.

[localcrypted]

we're SO back actually?????

[tall]

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[lautakwah]

[ratcoffin69]

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[propajanda]