the one with a bird

jasper | he/they pronouns | i'm just a transmasc little queer boy who's also very autistic | if i start asking you random specific questions, dw about it | it's the screening

[eatcandlewax]

welcome to my humble abode

wipe your shoes at the door and remember this is a tax evasion only household!

my name is jasper and this is my silly little blog. i write and draw but you'll mostly find me shitposting. you talk to me once and we’re friends sorry i don’t make the rules.

here is a list of all the fandoms i'm in/ever been in! feel free to talk to me about literally anything even if i don't post about it much. everything on this list has some place in my heart and i'm always up for a conversation.

games: twisted wonderland, genshin impact, obey me, danganronpa, stardew valley, undertale (appreciate undertale with me pleasepleaseplease), skyrim, warframe

shows: demon slayer, bee and puppy cat, soul eater, bleach, naruto (in the gayest way possible), fairy tail (it's been a while but mfmgmfmf), kuroko's basketball, ouran highschool hostclub (you're never escaping this one), the devil is a part-timer (you'll see me go feral abt this is due time).

there's probably more but i'll add em as i remember.

you may request for me to write twisted wonderland if you want! i've been wanting to write but i never get any ideas, so feel free to send me things.

lastly, this is a safe space for all! failure to abide by this will cause you to be hunted for sport! :D

i made my own anonymous drawing box, so send me some drawings :)

i have an oc if you're interested

and now a sideblog for you to talk to my oc!

[pickledbeetbox]

It is held back by intense fear

Frightened by something unseen and unknown

Yet held onto with hope and deep desire

Craving it like an addiction

Time has it buried but selfishness keeps it breathing

Feeding it with patience and love - written by ME

[eatcandlewax]

i've been thinking about the potential of a twst character with a unique magic that can just kinda make music- like specifically to the point where sometimes they don't realize they're doing it.

i woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about the entire room being dead silent during a test or something and then quietly you just hear

ₜwₒ ₜᵣᵤcₖₛ ₕaᵥᵢₙg ₛₑₓ

[eatcandlewax]

they start spacing out and everyone starts wondering why coconut mall is playing

[eatcandlewax]

"it is very important that we figure- fUcking STOP PLAYING THE SONG FROM THE BURGER KING COMMERCIAL"

"floyd keeps singing it everytime i finally forget about it :("

[coralei]

how do you refer to a group of people in conversation?

all of you

you lot

youse guys

ladies and germs

peoples

children of the lord

chums

humans

gods kids

Something else? (please say in tags)

Voting ended onJan 22, 2024

[girlstressed]

me when i reblog something from a mutual: oh hehe this is cool

me when a mutual reblogs something from me: mutual has invested in me…they find me clever and funny even…they have graced their blog with my presence and i must repay the gesture with kindness…mutual i will never forget this

[v-anrouge-deactivated20250202]

oh to be squished between rook and trey as we watch a bad ass movie cuddling...so warm...cozy...what a dream

[eatcandlewax]

for some reason my first thought was them just violently arguing about the movie with you stuck in between

[eatcandlewax]

i've been thinking about the potential of a twst character with a unique magic that can just kinda make music- like specifically to the point where sometimes they don't realize they're doing it.

i woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about the entire room being dead silent during a test or something and then quietly you just hear

ₜwₒ ₜᵣᵤcₖₛ ₕaᵥᵢₙg ₛₑₓ

[eatcandlewax]

they start spacing out and everyone starts wondering why coconut mall is playing

[eatcandlewax]

i've been thinking about the potential of a twst character with a unique magic that can just kinda make music- like specifically to the point where sometimes they don't realize they're doing it.

i woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about the entire room being dead silent during a test or something and then quietly you just hear

ₜwₒ ₜᵣᵤcₖₛ ₕaᵥᵢₙg ₛₑₓ

[kitsnicket]

[eatcandlewax]

never in my life have i been as sweaty as i am right now in this moment

[annaphylacticshock]

tell that big red dog that i hate him

Will do! The feeling is mutual. He sucks

[eatcandlewax]

thanks bro

[idiot-caricigarette]

🦇

[eatcandlewax]

parents be like "my child is fine" but in reality your kid is probably reading a monster fucking book at this very moment

[eatcandlewax]

extremely disappointed that my friend hasn't seen this post yet bc i specifically made it for her

[eatcandlewax]

parents be like "my child is fine" but in reality your kid is probably reading a monster fucking book at this very moment

[eatcandlewax]

extremely disappointed that my friend hasn't seen this post yet bc i specifically made it for her

[launix-blog]

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

[eatcandlewax]

dude my brain feels like soemeivn just emptied out a bunch ot gogurtd up in my skull and threw some fuciugnv thumbtacks in there to spice it up like some really bad snowglobe

[eatcandlewax]

this fickugn cat insists she lay on me while she cleans herself so goddamn loud oh my god. girl im trying to sleep and you're out here going to town on those paws

[eatcandlewax]

the cat in question