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i’m finally doing it.

an introductory post 😔

….hello hello! just call me honey 😉 my pronouns are she/her, but i don’t really mind they/them

i literally love red dead redemption. pls.

i still write poetry! but i’ve just been so busy 😋

my fav character from RDR2 (other than arthur) is molly o’shea and my favorite RDR1 character is the strange man.

sometimes i go on extended hiatuses (hiatusi? wtv) but thats because im still figuring myself out!

(pls talk to me about cowboys🤠)

#intro post #babbling

shencomix

djnusagi

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

the-cybersmith

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

transarsonist

Cybersmith, your post was Very different from this one

kittymuffins

helloooo i’m back :3

i went on a trip! to germany and austria!

i got to go to my favorite castle in the whole world! Neuschwanstein is the castle that was filmed in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (all time favorite musical) and inspired the iconic Disney castle!

oh! and that gazebo in the sound of music!

#austria #germany #castle #chitty chitty bang bang #sound of music

oflights

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

bace-jeleren

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

bace-jeleren

The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.

emojiturtledaily

[Submission] Day 836: 🐢 & 🍓

blastdamage

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

blastdamage

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Underground french cinema

one-time-i-dreamt

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

crazy56u

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

one-time-i-dreamt

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so toxic the constant mixed messages i am receive in this relationship

eraserheadadult

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

eraserheadadult

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

eraserheadadult

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually