reconsider.

[eatingrawpasta]

bro why do my guy friends keep falling in love with me? like tf? i literally thought you were gay all of three seconds ago?

[eatingrawpasta]

i think i might be the only without a paddler out here. it's a cold cold world and the only fanfic i can find is on livejournal 😔

[eatingrawpasta]

my favorite part about tumblr is that it's freakville. no matter what i say here it's fine cuz everyone's a freak. the same cannot be said for instagram. you like one edit of freaklander and now everyone's up ur pussy to see what's wrong with you 💔💔

[rocktheholygrail]

[eatingrawpasta]

[rafikecoyote]

* Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

they're inseparable. they're both one person. they're a package deal. neither of them know who is which anymore. they're gay. they're two sides of the same coin (and both sides are heads). they were dead before the story started. they've died a thousand times on stage. they're stuck in the cycle. they're playthings of fate. they're utterly irrelevant. I didn't say their names but you're thinking of them

[chemtrails-love]

Where my other Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead fans at!!!!!!!!!

[eatingrawpasta]

can't believe there's an ragad fandom now. i used to pray for times like these. omg.

like deadass, i was painting these two on my deck all summer after graduating high school. everyone who visited and saw me hunched over in 85 degree heat working on a hugeass canvas needed additional context. and all i could give them was incoherent blabbering. nothing makes me insane like rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead.

[nyancrimew]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[eatingrawpasta]

the sexual tension between two people separately working on the same google slides at 2 am that's due in the morning

[karvviie]

hey best friend let’s see those molars

[aquuaryo]

my name is manousos oviedo. i am not one of them. i wish to save the world.

[eatingrawpasta]

if u use chatgpt on a group project i think the other group members should be legally sanctioned to kill u

[eatingrawpasta]

Forgot that tumblr existed. I'm up to like 50 geronimo stiltons. I'm reading them in chronological order with the exception of the time travel graphic novels. The Stiltonverse is objectively absurd. The following are real implications or revelations made in these books:

The war between the cats and the mice has been going on since the middle ages at least. So it's like a hundred years war situation

Geronimo canonically has a therapist (does he tell them about all the time travel and jungle horror and kidnappings?)

The Pirate Cats are constantly trying to alter time in sort of a Looper-Twelve Monkeys situation

There is no set sizing for cats. Sometimes they're mouse sized, other times they're ginormous. Pick a lane

In Book #22, Geronimo is kidnapped into some sort of forced marriage resident evil seven situation with Creepella. It's lowkey super disturbing. He is a final girl

Professor Von Volt may be immortal and invented subways

Geronimo's grandfather is emotionally abusive and almost killed them all in Ratzikstan

At one point, time is implied to be deterministic in the stiltonverse when Geronimo meets Akhenaten in the graphic novels but then later interacts with his mummy in another novel

Also I cannot think of a more diabolical experience than book #24 when Geronimo accidentally foots the bill for an entire classes' field trip to Niagra Falls, wherein his only consolation is that at least the teacher is cute only for her to magically find her long lost lover just as he starts confessing to her. And then the forest catches on fire. Him and a bunch of third graders are first on the scene and the only ones fighting the fire. I repeat, THIRD GRADERS trying to put out a forest fire with buckets of water. They succeed but also oh my god what a horrible experience if you think about it.

[eatingrawpasta]

i'm going to read every geronimo stilton book or so help me god

[eatingrawpasta]

I think my favorite dynamic is like sad pathetic man with something deeply wrong with him and murderous, occasionally violent, and sometimes overconfident all around bad guy who is madly in love with him and wants to "fix him." Oh, and they're both insane about it. Just dripping in psychosexual tension. Just absolutely devoted by the end. It's like crack to me.