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jovan

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

camcrox

teenage mutant ninja turtles

fairyshirt

the beatles

donxicote

Mt. Rushmore

poryqon

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

littlemisspoltergeist

Listen up, this is how you get people to read your articles

leftboob-enthusiast

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

sarahconnorjr

lztybrn

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

badaxefamily

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

ithelpstodream

how to tip

trekkie-lover

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

snowconelostinthesauce

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.