would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess
corn on the cock. i hate it here
im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself
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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess
corn on the cock. i hate it here
im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself
im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now
me after setting one (1) boundary
you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out
this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.
You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,
“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”
You walk back into the subway and go home.
hello
it's me
so uh yeah.
gosh
I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
did you know that the letters in LA stand for:
Los
Angeles
Is this for real?
I promise
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont mean to be a burden but imagine tigger from disneys winnie the pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail LOL
I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to
We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis
yeah but they wont hold forever…
Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you
Deus Ex: Human Revolution ▴ 4/?
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
who lives in a dinosaur over the plains
DEAD
WIFE
MAN
PAIN