what the fuck

Hadi | 25 | CA | 3D Art

[omegaverse]

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

[omegaverse]

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

[omegaverse]

corn on the cock. i hate it here

[omegaverse]

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[mangonetics]

you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

[saltmarsh-rush-deactivated20211]

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

[yaboileonidas]

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.

[lztybrn]

hello

it's me

[tiktoksforlosers]

[davesavedtheday]

so uh yeah.

[jeffgerstmann]

gosh

[lennythereviewer]

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[tiktaalik-titties]

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont mean to be a burden but imagine tigger from disneys winnie the pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail LOL

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[arsuf]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution ▴ 4/?

[pkpaulshow]

[foulserpent]

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who lives in a dinosaur over the plains

DEAD 

WIFE 

MAN 

PAIN