do the windy thing.

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti there’s vomit on his spaghetti already, mom’s spaghetti he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out he’s choking how, everybody’s joking now the clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah!

[eb-john]

dave smells like dog butt. bro smells gay. these are facts. i'm a lawyer.

[eb-john]

all of you smell. especially dave.

[nunsandmoses]

do you smell it

that smell???

[eb-john]

that smelly smell....

[eb-john]

all of you smell. especially dave.

[sheldory-deactivated20150302]

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eb-johnreplied to yourpost:if i say egderp 3 times into a mirror at midnight…

it will summon a hammer flying towards your butt at 500mph.

wow hell yeah sounds like my kinda party

[eb-john]

yeah it'll be great.

[eb-john]

who the fuck even came up with egderp what a bunch of nerds

you drop that word right now.

[eb-john]

eggderp

don't.

[eb-john]

you callin me gross dickweed

no. never. i'm just an egg.

[eb-john]

wow i continue to look irresistibly delicious no matter my form

strudel's gross!

[feastings-old]

john egbert makes attractive faces while dave strider makes attractive noises: the moive

[eb-john]

youre welcome man

(get it bro strudel haha.)

[eb-john]

you are but a simple egg(bert)

creative.

[facebutt2000]

[what if john got his rudeness from his dad]

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eb-john replied to your post: dont do drugs kids do me that’s probably the worst antidrug slogan

I think you mean the best

[eb-john]

sorry, but the crown is already taken!

[nunsandmoses]

eb-john replied to your post: i was proven NOT GUILTY actually. smell you later jailbird!

DOUBLE JEOPARDY.

plot twist im the judge i do what i want

[eb-john]

[nunsandmoses]

are you high

[eb-john]

the only drug i'm on is justice in court pal.

and you need a dose.

[nunsandmoses]

eb-john replied to your post: i was proven NOT GUILTY actually. smell you later jailbird!

DOUBLE JEOPARDY.

plot twist im the judge i do what i want

[eb-john]

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This is john

[eb-john]

i have a bunny here that looks like that!

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Oh my god really can I come over I need to rub it on my face

[eb-john]

i dunno, he pees when you pick him up.

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I raised a kid I can handle it dont worry

[eb-john]

haha ew!

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Dave strider pee machine

[eb-john]

wow, guess who has a new name in my phone.