Higher than a brother fucker

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[eb-john]

all of you smell. especially dave.

[nunsandmoses]

do you smell it

that smell???

[eb-john]

that smelly smell….

[nunsandmoses]

the smelly smell that smells……..

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gay

[nunsandmoses]

gdi bro

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[eb-john]

all of you smell. especially dave.

[nunsandmoses]

do you smell it

that smell???

[eb-john]

that smelly smell….

[nunsandmoses]

the smelly smell that smells……..

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gay

[foie]

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Oh please like you could stay away from my snide remarks an’ big bro charm for any longer than five minutes

[nunsandmoses]

no way 

ive emptied my piggy bank and put on my shoes i am out of here

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Dont fall down the stairs

[nunsandmoses]

did you just warn me about the stairs bro

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Its my one responsibility in the world

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always

[nunsandmoses]

im going to run away from home

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Oh please like you could stay away from my snide remarks an’ big bro charm for any longer than five minutes

[nunsandmoses]

no way 

ive emptied my piggy bank and put on my shoes i am out of here

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Dont fall down the stairs

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Dave I raised you your whole life and you have never been yoloswag whats happenin’

[nunsandmoses]

i can be yoloswag if i want

are you trying to dampen my yoloswag experience???

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always

[nunsandmoses]

im going to run away from home

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Oh please like you could stay away from my snide remarks an' big bro charm for any longer than five minutes

[nunsandmoses]

shit i totally forgot im a vampire

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what

[nunsandmoses]

ahahaha nothing just slang these days you know

im a vamp lol yoloswag 

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Dave I raised you your whole life and you have never been yoloswag whats happenin’

[nunsandmoses]

i can be yoloswag if i want

are you trying to dampen my yoloswag experience???

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always

[nunsandmoses]

shit i totally forgot im a vampire

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what

[nunsandmoses]

ahahaha nothing just slang these days you know

im a vamp lol yoloswag 

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Dave I raised you your whole life and you have never been yoloswag whats happenin'

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[nunsandmoses]

blood is not as amazing as cheese

i wonder what blood flavoured doritos would be like

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uh

[nunsandmoses]

shit i totally forgot im a vampire

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what

[nunsandmoses]

grlled cheese is amazing

cheese is amazing

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yes

[foresty-fuck-deactivated2013080]

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grills himself a cheese 

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

dont choke on his dick choke on his personality

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eb-johnreplied to yourpost:if i say egderp 3 times into a mirror at midnight…

it will summon a hammer flying towards your butt at 500mph.

wow hell yeah sounds like my kinda party

[eb-john]

yeah it’ll be great.

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the last time i had a large object fly at my butt was pretty great yeah

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eb-johnreplied to yourpost:if i say egderp 3 times into a mirror at midnight...

it will summon a hammer flying towards your butt at 500mph.

wow hell yeah sounds like my kinda party