The eBay Wonders of the World

Crap I find on eBay.

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very unusual crisp (potato chip) with facial features Found this in a packet of Walkers Sensation crisps found it very unusual, thought it a shame to eat it as somebody might collect these sort of things.

listed as used due to being removed from packet.

Will be packaged very carefully.And, marked as fragile.

If by chance it is damaged in transit, you will need to contact the courier.

as I will not accept responsibility for there mis-handling or any returns.

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My Girlfriend

Fun and very bubbly! Many virtues including burrito cooking abilities, talking, wandering and much much more!!!!  May only rent her for up to 2 weeks, I need her back.

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Genuine walkers smiley crisp. Happy face. no modifications. salt and vinegar

Found in my crisp packet. thought i would list it to put a smile on your face. Genuine happy crisp!!! happy bidding :D

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Giant Special K Flake Weird Strange Freaky Creepy Food Rare Collector

Behold! The Behemoth! This gargantuan Special K flake tumbled out of an ordinary box of Kellogg's Special K.  Already a Facebook sensation this cereal anomaly has provoked such reactions as"praise The Lord", "Freaky!" and "Boggin'!" (?)  Some have even suggested that on this giants surface they can see the faces of much loved celebrities such as: Jesus Christ and Muhammad Ali.  Now it's your chance to own a piece of whole grain history! Guaranteed to be completely genuine and the only one of its kind in the entire universe, this is a chance not to be missed.  Good luck and God speed!

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Fair Trade awful wooden coaster set 6 solid wooden coasters on stand stands 3.5" inches / 9cm high

These terrible coaster sets are made in India under a Fair Trade programme which genuinely works hard to improve the lot of those involved in production. Child labour, exploitation, discrimination and abuse are banned, and the workers get a fair deal  These suppliers have (on other occasions) made some excellent items, with superb craftsmanship, much of which we have in our ebayshop, fair trade website, wholesale business and trade stands.  We are genuinely very impressed with the high standard of finished work from these good people, in all the other goods they have sent us...

... except these coasters! Which begs the questions... Why oh why did they send this rubbish out?  The forestry workers should have left the raw material on the forest floor to make future coal! How did the craftsmen decide they would work it?  Do they honestly think people want this in their houses?  How did they get past quality control?  What are we supposed to do with these? We were going to use them as firewood, but sudden inspiration befell me today...

These could be the ideal gift! Do you have a figure in your life that you are obliged to give presents to, but would really rather not? Maybe someone who never stands their round?  A nuisance?  A bully?  An abusive boss or ex-partner? A stealing employee? A sibling who begrudges your existence? A colleague who tries to claim credit for your work? A colleague whose leaving do is actually cause for great celebration? Someone you just don't like the look of?  Someone who doesn't like the look of you? Someone who fancies your spouse?  Someone whose spouse you fancy?  Someone your spouse fancies? A local tradesman who did a lousy job on your home or car? A hateful individual borne into your life by some cruel quirk of fate? Someone you wish would just go away, but you are too nice to say, shout or punch it to their face ...

... then say it with a lousy, but kind-of ethical, gift such as these coaster sets!

These are genuine fair trade items

but... The wood often has grey stains going through the grain as if damp-damaged at some earlier point in its life.  Some pieces might have splashes of some (industrial / forestry?) red stuff on. They don't line up as if made from a single log.  Each coaster seems to come from a different branch or even tree perhaps our other goods are much, much better

our descriptions are always honest Visit My eBay Shop: Global Citizen

Buy a set today, it could be with you tomorrow!

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The original Elastic Band Man. The only one of his kind! He's getting on a bit now, 8 years! Time for him to find a new home! Will you take him? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Elastic-Band-Man-/261204731684?pt=UK_Collectables_WeirdStuff_RL&hash=item3cd103e724

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Mango Sauce

The Mango Sauce

There aren't many opportunities in life quite like this one, so you'd be right to grab this opportunity with both your entrepreneurial hands. I present to you this 274 day old Mango sauce sachet which was found in an ancient 13th century mine in the small Botswana town of Maun near the Okavango Delta. 

There is no substitute in the world for African mango sauce so I present to you this unique change to own some darn fine African Pot Noodle Mango sauce. 

With its radial gradient background property of rgb(204,87,20) blending into rgb(184,154,34) this uniqely designed with inspiration taken from the well-known Kazakhi artist Kurmangazy Sagyrbayuly who, despite being a composer in folk music, was the integral inspiration behind this stunning design. Added to this 19th century inspiration is the serrated edge on the top and bottom of this sachet to enable ease of opening of this pretty darn fine product. The top serrated edge is, without question, the easier bit to open because it has a helpful message that says 'TEAR HERE'. This is one of the first mango sauce sachets to feature this fantastic stupendous feature. There are simply no easier products to open. Even an egg is difficult to crack compared to this beast.

This superb mango sauce sachet is also numbered uniquely:

8526933 (6)

What's more remarkable is that if you multiply this number by 2 you'll get 17053866. That's almost 17053867 but not quite. It is believed that during the 8526932th sachet production halted when a herd of volatile insubordinate illegal Belgians invaded the factory and attempted to steal 139 kettles but failed after their iphones regularly rebooted, which meant they couldn't call for the getaway car. This fantastic story (that's dead real honest) just adds more value to this product, oh but it does.

I cannot agree more with myself that this product is undoubtedly unique and firmly believe that any wealthy person that has a lot of money and is wealthy will take ownership of this wonderful mango sauce. 

There are no refunds available sadly, but I assure you that item 8526933 could be opened for the very first time in Slough perhaps, maybe Cribbs Causeway or even Stockton-on-tees. Wherever in the UK it the owner will be delightfully proud of this, the 8526933th sachet in the whole of the world. Even the richest celebrities on the red carpets of New York will never be able to say "I own the 8526933th pot noodle mango sauce sachet". Sir Richard Branston Pickle himself will never own the 8526933th mango sauce sachet. So be lucky today and purchase this right now. Crickey I'll even chuck in a free envelope with a stamp on it for your delight.

So don't hurry now, you've plenty of time for pontification.

Enjoy your purchase and, remember, if you have any questions about this mango sauce then you're slightly welcome to email me. It could be today but then again, it could be tomorrow. Hey it might even be the day after. Even if it's a Sunday I'll welcome your emails.

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A Strange Potato looks like Sloth from the Goonies

I was peeling a bag of potatoes and came across this one looking at me and it reminded me alot of sloth from the goonies,its quite a weird and funny potato that would make good mash if given a good home.

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Wood pigeon Feet -Taxidermy,Pagan,Gothic,Wiccan, Weird 

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Sausage Skins Sheep Natural

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Real Beard

“some assembly required”

 Are you bald? Can't grow facial hair? Tried of the other guys getting all the chicks? YOU NEEDING FEAR ANYMORE!!!!!!! For sale a real beard grown by the amazing ME. Men want it, girls want to be with it......sometimes. The beard has been washed in only the best shampoo for 3 1/2 years everyday so not only does it look good it feels good. That beard looks familiar I hear you ask, well you may have seen it in Games Of Thrones season 2 and will play a staring role in season 3 so not just a great beard but a famous beard. In all fairness please bid big as all proceeds will go to various bars in Belfast in exchange for booze. Warning some assembly is required.

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Whatever

Item condition:Used

Thank you for looking at this auction for whatever While you’re here please have a look at whatever other items I have for sale I hope to be updating the details of whatever, whenever

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eternal happiness

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Huge Binliner Bag of Used Toilet / Loo Roll - Can you sell anything on Ebay..?!

“Well it's been taken off the roll, used but not in the toilet-use sense of the word.. in other ”

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Greek plastic shopping bag with advertising for coffee

“Good condition but creased and folded with some coffee stains.”

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Haunted Curtains -Ghost Face in Curtains Photo, Weird Spooky and Genuine

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SLIPPERSHOEHEEL the sole is shaped a bit like a popular phone.

You are bidding for a pair of SLIPPERSHOEHEEL 2012. They are completely useless because the sole is made out of cardboard that is shaped a bit like a popular phone, which makes your feet look very square. SLIPPERSHOEHEEL are impossible to walk in because they are so square . They are not very comfortable because the socks are very old and the cardboard was found on the street. They also make you look very stupid but unique!

Here is a video link for SLIPPERSHOEHEEL so you can have a fuller view. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0mW_3GKgTBM

Good luck bidding!

If there are any questions please do not hesitate to contact me. No returns and no refunds!