Watermelons.

Izzy 27 I'm on most websites by the name ebazii.

[smallpwbbles]

I don’t have an explanation for this it just made me laugh

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[jasethegooberton]

Two bad bitches 😛

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[enbycrip]

[birdsareblooming]

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled

[chronicconfusion]

[gorbling]

you go to block a porn bot and it has a picture of you as its icon

[gorbling]

[charmsandpandas]

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

[thereisnodanni-onlyzuul]

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

[lowpolyanimals]

Beetle Fight from Katamari Damacy

[clowntrade]

[kkoongie]

Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal

[kkoongie]

I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

i hate this fucking picture of cr1tikal bc he looks like the guy who took me on 2 dates in college and then facebook messaged me with ‘we need to break up’ and i replied with ‘we were together?’ and he blocked me

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[christinecanigula-archive]

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

[boota]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important