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[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[lenacraft]

😂😂😂😂😂 no words in the English language can describe the hilarity

[jenneralfilm]

Advice from someone who has almost no money to make films; use what you have. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a nice camera or other equipment. The idea is what should shine, and they cost nothing. Use your friends. Don’t be afraid to ask them to be in the film or even to bounce ideas off of them. Each person has a different skill, so use what your friends love to do. I have so many friends interested in music that help me out with writing music, and some others into make up and clothing that help with costumes. It all comes together when there’s a goal. So just go out and do it.

[le-seraphin-aux-cieux]

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

[le-seraphin-aux-cieux]

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

[ebbzbebbz]

Ok, science side of tumblr, really need help rn. Today my family went into the grocery store just to buy some milk or so and I waited in the car. When they had entered the store I realized they had forgot to lock the car and since I didnt want anybody to be able to get in, I looked the car. When I turned back to wait for my family to exit I saw a boy, maybe my age or a bit older,  looking at me and smiling. He smiled like “haha i know right i always lock the car”. I was way to panicked to think of anything, cause I have always thought nobody would flirt with me becasue of my body (which I do like btw) so I just smiled back like “haha right” and then he left on his bike.

So, was he flirting? Was he just friendly? He apparently lives in my neighbourhood or has a friend here but I have never seen him before in my life PLEASE HELP I HAVE 0 EXPERIENCE IN STUFF 

[ebbzbebbz]

Dont get me wrong, I really like her  but I think Bella Hadid should break up with Abel Tesfaye/The weeknd. “What`s your reaso...” He loves me. That`s the reason.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by syndrome)

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[shencomix]

[ebbzbebbz]

I was on instagram and saw a post i related to so badly and i was like "oh i need to tag that person you know, she literally said this!" and then I realised she was from a book I'm reading right know