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Evil Pokémon

Absol. Houndoom. Hydreigon. Grimmsnarl. Ceruledge. Dusknoir. Froslass. Gengar. Hypno. Malamar. Gyarados.

None of these Pokémon are inherently evil. A Pokémon is only as bad as its Trainer.

I've met and heard of several "evil" Pokémon who were anything but evil. One thing these Pokémon all have in common is that they were loved.

The Houndoom across the street loves to play with anyone he meets. The meanest thing he does is bark at anyone who knocks on the door or walks by, which is pretty normal for canine Pokémon.

Amethyst is wary of strangers, so she may come across as mean, but once she gets to know you, she'll retract her blades to their relaxed state.

Tanzanite is a prankster, so if you sit on a whoopee cushion and he laughs, it means he likes you.

I heard a news story about a lady and her Froslass. Her Froslass is a beautiful artist who loves making ice sculptures. She only freezes men who try to abuse her Trainer.

I read about an activist and their Hydreigon. Their Hydreigon is mainly there to intimidate fascists. She's said to be very friendly and loves chin scritches. Everyone knows her as queer Cerberus and her Trainer as queer Hades.

There was a Gyarados raised by a man and his wife in olden days who scared away pirates and was loved by locals.

There was a Hypno who worked with his Trainer to solve missing children cases and got an infamous child trafficker arrested.

There was a Grimmsnarl who cared for the Pokémon in the forest he lived in and defended the forest with his life. The forest is now legally protected, and his grave is supposedly protected by a Legendary Pokémon.

#evil pokemon #rotomblr #pkmn irl #☆turquoise☆

Oh geez... as an Ogerpon I feel this.

normal-paldean-student

//btw reminder for anyone who needs it that even the big blogs are still just regular people behind the screen, and everyone enjoys it when people take an interest in their characters. anxiety is a liar and pretty much everyone will be delighted if you reach out to them.

petalburg-pokemon-husbandry

I'm not a regular person I'm not even a person!

#out of character

What sucks about the vaporeon copypasta is the fact that I - a biologist - know all of the ways that it’s just factually incorrect, but going into said inaccuracies would make me look more deranged than the person who originally wrote it, lol

The what?

Looked it up. Humanity is fucked.

Hold on gonna look something up

#rotomblr #pkmn irl #☆turquoise☆#vaporeon #i hate humans now

I regret everything

petalburg-pokemon-husbandry

What sucks about the vaporeon copypasta is the fact that I - a biologist - know all of the ways that it’s just factually incorrect, but going into said inaccuracies would make me look more deranged than the person who originally wrote it, lol

The what?

Looked it up. Humanity is fucked.

Hold on gonna look something up

I ate my Pokémon’s corpse ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

you see this could mean anything from "i have a bunch of oinkologne and one of them died of old age" and "i took a bite of my vanilluxe and it stopped moving" and i would never know the difference

My glaceon is doing that face again, except now it's cold. I love him and his silly faces and I thought I should share :D

oh yes, everyone says. glaceon is so elegant and refined. very sophisticated and respectable pokémon

everyone on the internet loves to make fun of me because i don't like dragon types. they are scary. if anyone has a fear of fire types, NO ONE goes up to them like "but what about magby???" "fuck you my flareon is sooooo cute" "my fletchinder doesn't even look like a fire type do you HATE HIM??"

but when i show up to the function, afraid of the applin in the fruit basket,

rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #☆turquoise☆

That one time some 12 y/o human tried to catch me when I wandered out of the psychic barrier that protects and conceals the village I live in.

The kid had a weird poisonous dragon thing that radiated energy.

It looked like this.

(Image: A colored scribble of Eternatus)

I was cocky because I have actually defeated a group of Poison-Types, but this one was different.

remember that if your pokémon is afraid of fireworks then you are legally permitted to battle whichever pokémon keeps using Draco Meteor within 300 feet of your house until there are no longer any fireworks

shirt666

i think most people would lose against a pokemon that can spam draco meteor

not everyones a high level trainer

that’s why they invented raid battling

axolotlworld

the -6 SPA deino that got given a TM seeing 39 very upset pidgeys

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #deino #☆turquoise☆

"seeing"

Aren't those bitey bastards blind?

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #raikou #☆turquoise☆

turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

huh

MOTHER OF ARCEUS

What's a shop?

okay maybe i DIDN'T read the notification warning about a legendary pokémon danger in the area. but in my defense i was touching tallgrass and being logged off and such. living in the moment