What A Time To Be Alive

Hello side blog mutuals :3

[ebluh]

[lakevida]

i hope we all never have to hear about soccer ever the fuck again

[flipchild]

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

[brawltogethernow]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

[loth-caatgirl]

[asaflowerblossoms]

Me: what are you up to, my dude!? Want to chill?

My 148-year old friend: please, I'm begging you, kill me. Let me die. I think I'm supposed to be dead.

Me: 😂😂😂 you're so funny man

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[maplegingertea]

She'll be here all week :)

[ouroborosorder]

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

[ebluh]

This needs to be the week of Elisabluh everyone lock the fuck in NOW.

[ozempicofficial]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 hours 57 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ebluh]

Got two steaks for $8 so it’s sammich time.

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

[arahir]

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

[birds-in-posts]

Pied oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris)

[magnetictapedatastorage]

yearly reminder that it had nothing to do with ads, but was actually forced by the police due to the uncontrolled spread of child sexual abuse material and tumblr marketing itself as fit for ages 13+

[oonpy]

Stop normalizing football

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[ebluh]

So I'm digging around in my vault for stuff to sell because I want to hit a certain gem savings threshold before I start geneing etc my stupid terrible ugly red/white/blue Imperial that wasn't even born on the right day, and imp male accents are always stupid expensive, and I'm like wait a minute, where are my boneyard tatters, I wouldn't have sold my last copy of boneyard tatters, I took it off my Plague rep because it looked dumb on her and I don't remember seeing it during the Great Familiar Bonding, where the hell are my boneyard tatters, don't tell me I gotta go back and repurchase a boneyard tatters when I kept two forgetools all this time, this sucks and I'm never going to financially recover from this, look at me buying 2013 items in 2026 absolute bullshi-wait.

Apparently I've been using my boneyard tatters to turn an extremely mid G1's eyes green. That's the only real difference it makes aside from making the upper chest even clusterfuckier. Goddamnit.

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[emfyre]

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#you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again?

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