Ebony Engineering

Engineer hoping to get to work on some big projects

[ebony-engineering]

think you could make something like that if you were given blueprints? asking for a friend.

Almost definitely, long as your "friend" is willing to pay the time and materials

[ebony-engineering]

ever heard of Devil Breakers? i hear some human on the surface makes em.

Think so, why?

[ebony-engineering]

woooahhh you got protsthetic? thats so cool. which part? 1 part? 2 part? all the part?

My left forearm! I built it myself!

[ebony-engineering]

chimken numgy?

[Loud sniff]

Chipkin numgip

[ebony-engineering]

what do u do? core stuff? what kinda core stuff?? cooool sutufff???

Ah I wish, I wanna work in the core but I keep getting assigned to prosthetic research, something about me being motivated to improve mine, I mostly work on personal projects anyway

[ebony-engineering]

yo mr man you got andy aestrongen???

I don't know anyone named Andy, sorry

[project1z]

I wish I got to work with AI! I only get funding for boring projects like "making a prosthetic arm that doesn't shoot sparks"

- @ebony-engineering

Funnily enough we don't get too much funding, haha... we used to work a lot more normal jobs and saved up to start this! Ezra's still working a second job but eh... we do what works.

[ebony-engineering]

More funding should go to the cool stuff, and AI could be super useful if you guys get it to work!!

[project1z]

Well we don't exactly know what we want to do with it yet, it's more like... kinda a kid to us! Little brain-baby, hehe.

[ebony-engineering]

That's nice! I wish you guys luck!

[project1z]

I wish I got to work with AI! I only get funding for boring projects like "making a prosthetic arm that doesn't shoot sparks"

- @ebony-engineering

Funnily enough we don't get too much funding, haha... we used to work a lot more normal jobs and saved up to start this! Ezra's still working a second job but eh... we do what works.

[ebony-engineering]

More funding should go to the cool stuff, and AI could be super useful if you guys get it to work!!

[reptilearchitect]

What do you have against the core? It's an incredible feat of engineering!

- @ebony-engineering

IT PUT ME OUT OF A GODDAMN JOB! Plus, it's a NIGHTMARE to go through! It's got one of the only 'fast' routes back to Hotland, which is the ONLY PLACE I CAN STOCK UP ON NEW MATERIALS! Why in the world would you turn the UNDERGROUNDS MAIN SOURCE OF POWER INTO A GIANT PUZZLE, THAT YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH, WITH NO HANDRAILS!? THAT'S JUST A SAFETY HAZARD WAITING TO HAPPEN! At least back when the Steamworks were operational, we followed workplace safety and made it inaccessible to the general public. ... Wonder if anything I made is still there. I should take a plunge.

[ebony-engineering]

Safety is overrated. If it works, it works! Believe me, I loved the steamworks. it's where I had my first internship, but it is out of date. The core is just better!

[reptilearchitect]

Angel above, did RATIONALITY die with it? Fine, if you want your fancy deathtrap powering the underground, go ahead. But remember, the Steamworks is still STANDING for a situation we need some last minute juice if your fancy CORE goes down.

[ebony-engineering]

I'm not against the steamworks!!! It's just outdated. If it was brought back properly, it could be a great backup! It just was abandoned, but don't act like the core is bad!

[reptilearchitect]

What do you have against the core? It's an incredible feat of engineering!

- @ebony-engineering

IT PUT ME OUT OF A GODDAMN JOB! Plus, it's a NIGHTMARE to go through! It's got one of the only 'fast' routes back to Hotland, which is the ONLY PLACE I CAN STOCK UP ON NEW MATERIALS! Why in the world would you turn the UNDERGROUNDS MAIN SOURCE OF POWER INTO A GIANT PUZZLE, THAT YOU HAVE TO WALK THROUGH, WITH NO HANDRAILS!? THAT'S JUST A SAFETY HAZARD WAITING TO HAPPEN! At least back when the Steamworks were operational, we followed workplace safety and made it inaccessible to the general public. ... Wonder if anything I made is still there. I should take a plunge.

[ebony-engineering]

Safety is overrated. If it works, it works! Believe me, I loved the steamworks. it's where I had my first internship, but it is out of date. The core is just better!

[ebony-engineering]

Ohouohohohoh engieeningh me likey

What have you invented good sir

I designed this arm for myself! it works pretty good

[the arm let out a burst of sparks]

its fine! it does that sometimes

[ebony-engineering]

intro post

I made this just to hit the share button

please send asks so I can content