post break-up au
i literally canβt sleep alone anymore so iβve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please?Β
we promised to stay friends but weβre doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i donβt wanna point it out because i donβt want it to stop
listen i know i canβt just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you doΒ
we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too lateΒ
you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and iβm pretending i donβt know youβre not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
we keep showing up at all the same places separately because weβve always had similar interestsΒ
cop!au iβve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but iβm still in love with you and itβs killing me
or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know youβre mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)
i know weβve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and youβre the only person i want to share this with
i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense
are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
iβve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out youβve been using my wifi you asshole
i know you canβt cook for shit so iβve been bringing you dinner every night, just, yβknow, to keep you alive
i kissed you goodbye by accident - old habits die hard okay?!?!
roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car rideΒ
instead of dividing up the CDβs, letβs play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)Β
youβre my emergency contact and iβve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospitalΒ
soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over itΒ
youβre pretending weβre still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so youβre being all sweet itβs reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place
we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise iβm wearing your shirtΒ









