I'm only interested in the end of the world

My name's Vicky, I'm 19 and English. I get super emotionally involved with fiction. Someday I will hopefully become the single most domestic person alive.

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[lorelaidanes-deactivated2017051]

May 6th, 2004: The Dragonfly Inn opened in Stars Hollow, CT

[cherylsblossom]

michelle’s favourite things: the x files

He’s an Oxford-educated psychologist who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the Violent Crime section. He had a nickname at the Academy: Spooky Mulder.

(happy 20th birthday michelle!!!)

[eccentricallyparacosmic-blog]

me: [opens mouth]

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love bruce banner, we know, you love bruce banner so much, he is the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love bruce banner, we KNOW, you love bruce banner, you just freaking love bruce banner, okay, we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BRUCE BANNER. WE GET IT.

[bobbedrake]

Marvel Cinematic Universe Rewatch (Pt. 18/?) » The Avengers.

[useryennefer]

MARVEL CHARACTER AESTHETICS | Robert Bruce Banner (Hulk)

Tony Stark and Reed Richards use their genius to save the world every other week. That’s how they’ll be remembered in history. Meanwhile, I – I who, forgive me, have just as much to contribute – will be lucky if my tombstone doesn’t simply say “Hulk Smash.”

[lukemagnus-deactivated20180125]

Sam Wilson in every movie

[rafael-silva]

[eccentricallyparacosmic-blog]

t'challa at the beginning of civil war: i am going to murder the fuck out of the winter soldier

t'challa at the end of civil war: i will literally fight the entire u.s. military if they try and come for bucky, so help me sekhmet

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

[avadae]

But I took a lesson! The guy said I was a natural at falling.

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[walrusofdoom]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[swanofmischief]

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

[justbadpuns]

Best Pun Ever

Mallory and Mark Kensington were two star struck lovers who had been married for 12 years. Mallory was a commercial airline pilot and Mark was the captain of a nuclear submarine. They were both very responsible with their money, lived simply, had no children, and no vices. The only exception to their frugality was their dog Max whom they doted on at every possible occasion. Unfortunately for Max, fate had terrible plans in store for him. One dark August day, Mallory and Mark were both at their respective jobs and in a cruel twist of fate suffered major mechanical failures at the same time. In a million to one oddity, they both perished in the astonishing first-of-its-kind airplane/submarine accident.

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[tamitaylors]

5x10 / IWTB

[actdelrio]

Sutan with the winners of RPDR ❤😂

[fyeahtheraceofmen]

Éomund was a descendant of Eofor, and dwelt in Aldburg. He married Théodwyn, the sister of the later King Théoden. Their children were Éomer and Éowyn, who were each to play a great part in the War of the Ring. Éomund himself was slain in battle with Orcs in the Emyn Muil in T.A. 3002. Théodwyn grew ill and died shortly after, and their children were raised by Théoden. [x]