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I need a beer and I need to jerk off and I need a month long vacation somewhere near a beach but also mountains and I also need to beat the shit out of someone. Also wouldn't say no to a massage.
Godddddd I hate this fuckass joooobbb and I hate these peopleeeeeeee
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Well. At least I'll have money again.
Yesterday was horrible. I didn't sleep a minute on Sunday night and all day I could only think that I don't want this job and I don't want to get to know these people. And I thought it was only because I didn't get any sleep at all and I was overwhelmed by all the new information and new people and I was just exhausted but I still feel this way. Very strongly. And even though last night I slept for 10 hours I'm still so tense and stressed out just because I have to go again tomorrow and meet an other group of new people.
Like. God. I really don't know what's wrong with me. I'm so incredibly different from most people and I can't even explain why. I can't stand being around others and I don't want to talk to anyone because I know everyone thinks I'm weird and I never know what to talk about. Well I do actually but those things don't interest others so I just stay quiet.. which also weirds people out. I'm not witty or quick thinking and most of the times jokes fly past me so I get confused easily and then people either laugh at me or get annoyed with me. I also struggle with words and getting my thoughts across so that just adds to my weirdness.
Ppl also usually find it weird that I still live at home with my parents and that I'm not married or in a relationship and that I don't have or want children. Or if they don't find it weird they pity me for it. And tbh it's not that I care what they think but the thing is most of them only ever want to talk about personal stuff like that. And I'm like.... I'm not interested at all. And I can't pretend to be interested. Well I do try to act like I'm like the rest of them but fucking hell it takes soooo much energy and it's incredibly exhausting. Idk I just feel like something is really wrong with me and I don't know what to think anymore but I know that I can't live like this for much longer.. and that's precisely why I need a job.. to be able to afford a good psychiatrist 😭 I fucking hate it here y'all
I need to find another job asap it's only my first day and I already feel like I cannot do this
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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
Let's talk about reblog notes.
We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise.
First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.
We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.
In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that, including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.
Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon.
have you gotten the update yet?
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you may be thinking that some of the reactions to the tumblr update are unfounded or panicky. but i meant what i said: this will fucking destroy any artist on this site.
for your reference, i tracked down one of my original posts; which had a notes section that looked like this:
and here is what it looks like now:
holy shit. by my math, that is not even two percent of the amount of aggregate notes my writing actually has. i am not able to see any of the literal hundreds of replies, comments, or tags.
maybe this is a bit presumptuous but i consider myself to be fairly popular on this site. i still remember the first time a large blog "picked up" my work - how quickly all of a sudden i was getting seen. notes on my poetry jumped from like 10 to 300 to 3k. overnight. that was the magic of tumblr, and the incredible writing community i found here.
but now if i answer any of my fellow writers, if i say please go check this out or even if i add additional context to my own work - the artist is removed completely from their own content.
do you want to reply to an "ask game"? do you want to reply to a story prompt? do you want to just make a funny joke with your friends? well, that sucks - you might be depriving them of literally 98% of their notes.
it isn't about clout chasing. it is about giving creators control over their own materials. even a silly post deserves to be connected directly with the person that thought it up.
the tumblr feedback form is currently crashed for me, but when it's up, everyone please go (politely! calmly! like you're walking in a burning building!) tell them what you think. in the meantime: @staff @changes like... i am begging you. literally just set up a suggestion box for ideas on how to monetize tumblr, surely one of us can help you.