i'm catching up still, man.

i like making stuff even though i am garbage at most things.

[echo-cacodemon]

i'm john, it's kind of useless to hide my name seeing as most know it, so there you go. but, y'know, i figured my old handles probably would have been used to death by now so the new one it is!

i've been fronting the most lately so i figured i would just suck it up and make my own blog since i've been making my own shit, gaha. i'll post whatever.

// this kind of information is important, i guess. //

refer to me with he/him, ze/hir, or wy/wym. (they is fine but not preferred).

host has her own blog. no i'm not telling you what it is!

[echo-cacodemon]

nobody talk to me i haven't injected w yet.

[echo-cacodemon]

but she has really good benefits! i can get health insurance (that also covers dental and vision) and set up a 401k!

[echo-cacodemon]

people really have to stop being so pretentious about films. appreciate a bad movie you love today!

[echo-cacodemon]

by the way, if you haven't gotten a debloater for windows 11 and you use that os still, you should probably get one. just be careful when deleting onedrive because everything it "backs up" will be deleted too. getting one has really helped with my rig's performance and i've been able to also get rid of a lot of the ai bullshit.

[echo-cacodemon]

honestly, using this site on pc is actually so much easier, jesus.

[echo-cacodemon]

no i know what yuri is. i watched the toxic alien yuri movie and it fixed my youtube algorithm.

[echo-cacodemon]

something to always consider is drinking water. water's great. it would never betray me.

[echo-cacodemon]

what do you mean you can drink water that's too pure and will kill you????

[echo-cacodemon]

did you know that i liked i have no mouth and i must scream?

[echo-cacodemon]

this is when we say, "chat, i'm cooked".

[echo-cacodemon]

you guys think if i drink from one of those john mugs that released it would be considered auto-cannibalism?

[echo-cacodemon]

the more i learn about the modern internet the more i kind of miss the times of ugly photoshop and dogshit forums. i genuinely did not think ai would suck so much cock, like the metal tongue of the program is right on some wrinkly hairy ballsacks of some old guys, that's how i see it. i honestly would have preferred the terminator's future over whatever the hell this is. like seriously, ai integrated itself into my fucking os. this is absurd and way too fucking invasive, it shouldn't do that. only malware should do shit like that. not the company behind the os trying to spy on what you're doing. oh my god speaking of don't get me fucking started on how there's no god damn disc drive on this pc either. optical media? yeah that's NOT a thing anymore??? my cds-- my dvds! i want to own my stuff, but thanks ASSHOLE, now i have to get an EXTERNAL disc drive you have to plug in to use my shit! oh but your favorite media player? yeah that costs a subscription, buddy... i'll sail the seven seas you horse's ass don't even. blockbuster was better in every way imaginable, you nutfucks.

tl;dr: i'm getting my hands on linux as soon as possible.

[echo-cacodemon]

i am drawing as close as i can to early homestuck's style.

[echo-cacodemon]

i need to catch up, man. the fuck you mean darkwoke? reddit woke? atheists? pillmaxxing? i'm hardly woken enough for this.

[echo-cacodemon]

the girls love me. they give me a thumbs up, drag it across their necks and give me the widest grin. i think it means they wish for my safety and prosperity.

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[echo-cacodemon]

y'know i never kept up with this author after i gave up on the fourth book let me just look them up and what they've been doing aoh. oh its getting worse the more i scroll. there is a wikipedia article dedicated to this. huh. well that's some shit. wait black mold???

[echo-cacodemon]

ugh. fine. i got into baking too. whatever man.