but do not faint

katie. 25.

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[jambearie]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[daenerysbeauty]

[adz]

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

[criticalrolo]

y’all know what time it is 🔴

[mariusslonelysoul]

[memeuplift]

[callmebliss]

Mike Hawk

Say it out loud

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[jorrmungandr]

[memeclassheroes]

[kleefkruid]

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

[humandisastersquad]

[scratch-meowt]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[srsfunny]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard