Dispatches from the Frigid Northlands

Web designer/developer | He/him | Just some guy, stuck in a fish dream

[jorrmungandr]

she screm

[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

[junglejim4322]

Do you look at the “for you” page on tumblr

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[everydaylouie]

fondon't

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[psykocharm]

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

[zordonmlw7]

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

[stellanix]

my mushoomb,, :D

[chemkitt]

one musruum..

[spiritsonic]

Are birds actually "Mobian?" By that I mean, are they the same thing as Mobians/Nermies/Islanders/Gaians/Animal People, or are they their own separate thing, species-wise, considering they are descended from beings from another planet?

[sideblog-memes]

[evilvillain123456789]

As a Catholic, I'm just gonna be honest-- I'm sick of the LGBT community's constant discourses on sexual morality, kink, foreplay, what type of sexual deviance is morally acceptable, what type of overt sexual display is appropriate for public spaces. I was recently in wal-mart tire center.. can't think of a more mundane, inoffensive third space.... Wal-mart. Tire center. Well guess what? Yup,"Radioactive" on the PA. If you didn't already know, Dan Reynolds professes the heresy of Arius. I did NOT consent to listen to Heretic's music while waiting for my tire rotation, and I feel very hurt and moreover harmed by this. And you're all worried about... What? Running into a gimp at Pride? About going for a tinkle in the club and seeing some asscheek? Get a grip sweetie, and a life while you're at it. Some of us have real problems.

[son-flower]

on being maggey byrde

[nugulover69]

DEAPER AND DEAPER

THE SURCH FOR TRUSE

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[mortalityplays]

the thing about being a contrarian (which I don't believe I am, but when I say so my friends smile knowingly and shake their heads and there's no getting out of that spike pit trap once you're in it) is that you must strive to be as contrarian (positive) as you are contrarian (negative). when you hate something instantly, you have to haul your own instincts up to the witness stand and badger them. where does your antipathy come from? is your evidence material or circumstantial? are you a reliable witness? when a friend introduces you to a friend and you see in the first split second that you were arch-nemeses in a past life, you must steel yourself and compliment their horrible shirt and listen to at least two of their jokes before you go home and pin their picture to the dartboard. this is how you work around your own prejudices, but more importantly it is also how you gather evidence that you were right in the first place and you're an astute observer of the human condition and not a contrarian just because your friends' stupid accusation is rhetorically impossible to refute. if anything they're the ones,

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.