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*Names have been changed because I don’t know all of them.

I am 85% sure I have developed a legitimate caffeine addiction.

Places in Public I Have Worn My Polar Bear Pajamas:

-Chipotle

-Village Inn

-The movie theatre to pre-purchase Mockingjay tickets

UPDATE:

-SuperTarget

-Zoup!

#I don't care if I look crazy I'm not stopping #They're warm and cute

donatellaversaces

#I want a Best of Blair Waldorf Gossip Girl DVD

Perfect Responses with "Girls"

Person: I don't have very many friends.

Hannah: Well, I wish that surprised me more.

#Flo #Girls #lena dunham

I've been in Ann Arbor the past few days and I like all of these people, but I can no longer handle being around any people for this long.

#becoming old and anti-social #people stress me out

Guess what is the most recent addition to the house that already has a barking dog, a screaming 5 year old, the loudest tv known to man, and a piano?

A saxophone.

A fucking saxophone.

My apartment won’t be ready for two more weeks and I am legitimately afraid of what I might do in the meantime.

#fingers crossed it's not murder #i hope it's not murder #it might be murder

You know what's fun to wake up to?

An 11 year old playing the same song on the piano over and over and a 5 year old wailing.

#i really don't think their parents are here right now and all i have to say is i am not saving them in a fire

I've been having weird and vivid dreams lately.

So I had a dream that Kaley came back early, and I was super excited. At the same time, I was bummed for her that she didn't get to experience her full time there. Apparently, she was kicked out because her pet owl attacked someone and seriously harmed them. So I don't know what that symbolizes, maybe don't invest in a pet owl while you're over there?

#I don't know all of my dreams have just been weird

So the 5 year old just sort of walks into my room whenever he feels like it, which is rude and really fucking annoying.

But it's okay, because I have a plan. I've started keeping horror movies on all the time, so it's like, "Sure, come into my room, but your child mind had better be ready for the exorcism scene in The Conjuring."

Or the jailbreak part of Cabin in the Woods.

Or just all of Hostel.

I will scare him out of this room.

#children #no thank you please #cabin in the woods #hostel #the conjuring #one week until i break out the grudge

It might not be a midnight train going anywhere,

but it is a train at 3am to Chicago with my mom for a long weekend. I am in desperate need of some retail therapy and Aunt Susan time.

#taking a vacay #just a littly breaky-break

I did not push the little child into the rapids when we were rafting. I also did not push him off the very high castle ruins we climbed.

Did I want to? Of course I did.

But the important thing is that I didn't.

#yet #i need him to stop crying all the time and be quiet.

A.ppar.ent.ly. there. has. been. wifi. here. the. whole. time.

......

I have never been closer to murder.

#they said they didn't have wifi #why did they lie liars #two cords later #i can just use wifi

victorious

We all know that one kid who wont let people forget that they’re in a honors or AP class

#yep #this is me #still a bitch

What happens when straight boys go shopping together?

Like how does it work....?

What do they do.....?

What do they say........?

I don't understand.

#things that keep me up at night

itdoesabitthough

invisiblelad

perpetual reblogging

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I am glad that television was invented so that it could bring us to this moment.

I asked my mother if she was proud of me because the Tuesday bouncer at Duffy's doesn't card me anymore because he said I am there "literally every week."

#dolla dolla beers ya'll #I don't even drink the beer

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