Socially Awkward Nerd

|| Alex | 26 | Any Pronouns | INTP | Chem Major | Autistic Pokemon Maniac ||

[hollowtones]

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[westmansion]

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[hearthomelesbian]

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[lindleland]

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[prommytheus]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[grimgrinss]

Random post, but I made this the other day for practice (just wanted to draw Stan lol) and thought I'd share it here as well💥

[auroradiation]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[violentoffender]

hello?

[glacia-posts]

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[fanotastic]

Target audience

[lilyblisslys]

I have the dragon pussy candle (got it for my gf as a jokey Xmas gift) and

1. It smells pretty good! Fruit+spices+smoke?

2. The scent fucking SPREADS and LINGERS. I had it lit for like half an hour last winter and I swear to god our entire apartment smelled like dragon pussy for the rest of the night. My gf walked in the door and was immediately like “you lit the dragon pussy candle didn’t you” and I had to be like “yeah, I did”. We almost exclusively use it for either “we just smoked weed and now we’re opening all the windows” moments or “the cats just made a horrible monster smell that must be defeated by a greater monster”.

3. You will light it and immediately go “huh, yeah I guess that is what dragon pussy would smell like”

[xenasaur]

more screenshots from their website.

these scents are transgender as hell. I want multiple of these candles for my birthday

[roo-d-trans]

Hay, what's the website for these things called again?

[xenasaur]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but at the risk of being a gullible rube, here it is

THESE ARE THE BEST CANDLES

[moki-dokie]

a rare tumblr ad W

[tfroika]

[patricia-taxxon]

the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

[patricia-taxxon]

oops, in your attempt to martyr yourself out of respect for your victims you accidentally sabotaged your own ability to conceptualize yourself as anything but a perpetual evildoer who is always one bad day away from hurting everyone you love, all but guaranteeing history to repeat itself. rookie mistake

[patricia-taxxon]

im gonna try explaining myself, cus im a gambling addict and im waiting for the day that it actually works.

"forgiveness" is personal, that's why I said in the post that you might inflict harm on people for which they can never forgive you, but that's their quest. if you abuse someone, you can't go no-contact with yourself. you actually keep living in your own head indefinitely, and ultimately you need to learn to live with yourself in order to continue living a full life without further harm. this is not necessarily an anti-carceral thought, although i am generally anti-carceral myself. I simply want people to like, fix their heart and atone for real with measured accountability & self love instead of dissociating, self-marking themselves forever and guaranteeing their recidivism.

You and a remorseful abuser would both think I'm giving the easy, coddling path. It's actually the tough pragmatic path in disguise.

[ship-of-fools]

[ehlihr]

spending all that time on a drawing only to decide its very ugly

[ehlihr]

look a lot of people are saying you should sleep on stuff and come back to it and 9/10 thats great advice but sometimes it truly is a turd and you did put a lot of effort into Polishing that Turd bc the undersketch was actually weaksauce but you couldnt see that while you were straight up applying chrome to that turd but then you peel off the chrome and youre like look maybe the chrome was the turd and you try to apply a simpler more straightforward approach to let the looseness and energy of the original shine and you discover the original drawing and construction and composition is actually the root cause. the rot started from the moment the pencil touched paper. and thats okay

[pallidprincess]

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

[gfhunklescalendar]

The pre-order for the 2025/2026Hunkles calendar has been extended until July 13, and the digital copy is now available! Full calendar details are available on this post.

Don't miss your chance to grab a wall calendar, as this will be the last calendar that I organize!

We still need about 90 orders to be funded, so please don't hesitate to order yours. There will also not be many copies left over once pre-orders to go out, so if you're waiting, DON'T! Once these are gone, they'll be gone!

Wolverine didn't get one, and now he's full of regret! Don't let this be you!!

[gfhunklescalendar]

The 2025/2026 Gravity Falls Hunkles Calendar (print version) is now available for pre-order on Etsy! 

Additionally, digital versions of the previous calendars (2022, 2019, and 2017) and the Wayfaring Strangers art book are also for sale during (and after) the pre-order period. The old digital calendars will be $5, and Wayfaring Strangers will be $10.

The 2025/2026 Gravity Falls Hunkles Calendar features art from 21 amazing artists and is priced at $30 USD. The calendars will be 12”x 12" and saddle-stitched with a hole for hanging. 

This is a limited print run of 350 calendars, so when they’ve sold out, I will not be printing any more! Pre-orders will be available for 2 weeks, and if I somehow sell 350 calendars in that time, There’s a chance I will print more copies.

2025's "Fully Clothed Old Men: Back in Style" is a slight derivation from our previous years. More of a silly pin-up-ish calendar, this year mainly features a young Stan in all his mullet-sporting glory, but there ARE 4 months where we've given young Ford a spotlight.

2026's "Fully Clothed Old Men: The Final Layer" features senior Grunkles enjoying some more mundane adventures, like baking, doing laundry, or just chilling in front of the TV.

Both calendars feature art and holidays based on Gravity Falls (and Gravity Falls adjacent things), standard US holidays, key religious holidays, and a select number of international holidays. 

I am funding the printing for the calendars with the pre-sale money, so please be patient with the shipping/delivery time. Calendars will ship sometime in July, and I’ll be sure to announce when I’ve received the order and have begun shipping them out.

You should find that the Etsy shop will automatically figure out shipping costs for you, once you put in your address. Please, please make sure you enter your complete address correctly!

PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT HERE!!

Payment methods available are PayPal and credit card.

This is a charity project, and all proceeds will go to A New Way of Life Reentry Project!

If you'd like to help us spread the word, please reblog this post!

Or share this post over on Twitter! Cover arts by @Stephreynaart & @toasttbutt

[gfhunklescalendar]

Pre-orders are ending soon!

A pre-order is the only way to guarantee you'll get a copy, so don't miss out having Hunkles on your wall for the next 2 years!

[inkbi0tic]

[shitposts-described]

[Video description: A clip from Gravity Falls. Grunkle Stan is in his office, which has no lights on. He walks to the window, saying "Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window. Time to open the window-" He opens the blinds and a rainbow of light sends him onto his back. He screams out an agonized "oh no!" /end description]

[aliveaudiencegang]

spn season 1 is so funny. they made the main plot line finding sam and dean’s missing father. but like. the guys not missing. he’s just avoiding them.

[wynsvre]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

[rivsisnotonfire]

Gerard Way and his comfort mustard color shirt...

there's more but I reached the photo limit...

[atesan]

TARZAN (1999), dir Kevin Lima and Chris Buck