Nothing made me happen.

I happened.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[bardacinderella]

[happiersuggestion]

forgive them. your heart will be lighter for it. forgive them because it gives you closure. it’s all in the past now, and they can’t hurt you there. 

[baekphia]

[kyloren]

#relatable

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[valtsv]

necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*

[thebootydiaries]

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you're in there i need you to come out and make new music please

[irrealidade]

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

[sweetlilnectarine]

Well damn

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[m0nsterbrains]

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey how are you

me: moderate to severe

[winterswake]

Drag The Antichrist like Myrtle Snow.

[memewhore]

[tarmairons]

I thought for so long that time was like a line, that our moments were laid out like dominoes, and that they fell one into another and on it went, just days tipping one into the next, into the next, in a long line between the beginning and the end. But I was wrong. It’s not like that at all.

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[physicalkideliot]

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury