Going to the new world

“If reality is as equally valuable as fiction, then you should just chalk up the parts of the past you don’t need to your imagination.” ~Durarara 

[dumpsterprophet]

the fact that Christians call it good news that you can be saved from the eternal torture chamber when the same guy who is saving you invented the torture chamber... it's like that post "heartwarming: girl raises money to stop orphan crushing machine" but it's weird if you question why there's a torture machine and why you need money to stop it

[midnight-in-eden]

“Good news! The guy who put you on the Conveyor Belt to Eternal Torment can get you off the Conveyor Belt to Eternal Torment for the low low price of an entire lifetime of dedicating your time, money, and devotion to promoting him and his rules! Isn’t he such a great guy?!”

[official-lucifers-child]

“you are not immune to propaganda” but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someone’s house or hacked into someone’s personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.

[lupinescribbler]

I just know "I'm not hungry" broke Sanji's heart. The idea of him spending four days straight ("i've been here the whole time") trying over and over again to make something she'd eat and failing is killing me. That has to be like his worst nightmare.

[enabianca]

A kind of Princess Leia fanart :)

[red-steampunk]

His Zoan form is bigger than Kaido's final attack. The dude is bigger than an island.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that's how confirmation bias works

[within-stars]

People get their panties up in a twist about astrology because they think it’s people shoving themselves into boxes that are not pre-existing.

Most people who like astrology like it because it reflects things about themselves that they relate to that they have difficulty vocalizing themselves. And things like doing a chart reading can allow you to gaze deeply into yourself

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that's how confirmation bias works

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#wait wasn't that also OP?#is this the third such post now?#we shouldn't be pissing on the poor at all#“ok so we should only piss on the poor a little when there's no toilets free”

It's more than three. I've lost count but this is at least the fourth.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#hi op of the Taylor Swift isn't bisexual there are many bisexual pop girlies post

[supreme-leader-stoat]

OP what wizard did you cut off in traffic to get cursed like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[asmolvaporeon]

#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land

#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?

#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative

@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[pussykech]

intricate rituals

[mr-deep-downer]

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

[krsonmar]

#ThereWasOnlyOneToboggan

[rasputinaillyanna]

Katey Sagal as Dr. Kureha in One Piece Season 2

[panicawa]

Big Trouble in Little Garden 🦕

[diminuel]

Does the fork spin? Can Crocodile eat spaghetti with it?

If Franky gets his hands on Crocodile's hook, I bet he'd add a spinning mechanism! Crocodile's a bit worried to figure out what else Franky's done to his hook.

(How do I draw Franky? No clue. How do I draw a spinning object? Also no clue.)

(Fork attachment comic)

[electric--gold]

Happy pride from our favorite lesbian 🧡🤍🩷

[petricorah]

“i wish you’d stop acting so recklessly.” “yeah, yeah…” in which korra breaks her arm on purpose to spend more time being touched reprimanded by asami (fma au)

[opbackgrounds]

Similar to Crocodile, I love how Oda renders Blackbeard's power

It feels very thematically relevant that this attack's name is Liberation, and that Blackbeard's idea of liberation is inherently destructive.

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[opbackgrounds]

It's wild to think that even with the rage Whitebeard feels after watching his son die and going toe to toe with an admiral, he still has the presence of mind to protect the rest of his crew and allies by physically cutting them off from the rest of Marineford. The man's out here playing chess while having half his face blown off

[couldbebetterforsure]

I know people have all sorts of opinions on how Garp is handled in the live action but, for me, I just find him hilarious. Like, from the perspective of someone familiar with the show and knowing Luffy and Garp's relationship, Garp's expressions after learning what Luffy is up to in the early episodes are funny!

Garp, episode 1: *after being told a pirate with a straw hat robbed a marine base* There's more than one straw hat in the world, it doesn't HAVE to be Luffy.

Coby, episode 2: The pirate's name was Luffy 😔

Garp: *speedrunning the five stages of grief* Goddammit.