bee !!

i eat edibles and post shitty analysis about my favorite media

[eclispedmoon-moved]

hey what if i took ethel chain’s new album and my soul crushing religious trauma and made a traphawk fic based off of if? what then huh?

[eclispedmoon-moved]

[killtheshow]

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

[danmeichael]

love triangle to ot3 not as in "i just think these characters should kiss" but as in there is a special bond between two people who love the same person more than themselves, more than anything else and eventually the rage and possessiveness will evaporate, you can't be scared and snarling forever, and when it does they will be left with the understanding that this is maybe the only person on earth who gets it. who gets what it means to be utterly consumed by this person, to love them so much you would open a vein at their request. this person, your "rival" perhaps understands you more than even the object of your affection. they have felt the same longing and the same fear and the same anger and the same desperation as you. they will go to the same lengths to keep your mutual beloved safe. and isn't that a little bit like looking in a mirror. isn't that a little bit like love.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*

[tater-tot-pot-dish]

so like trapper john's whole thing is he's cheating on his wife?

[eclispedmoon-moved]

nonono he genuinely loved his wife and kids. he crashes out so bad one episode bc he misses his family. while like he’s objectively bad that he’s going on dates with other women, i think it gives insight to how deeply flawed his character is/was and what really drives him to be the way he is

[tater-tot-pot-dish]

i was on season one a cpl days ago. the episode where he wrote the long letter to his 7 year old explaining why he wasn't with her? tears.

[eclispedmoon-moved]

no actually 😭 wish trapper would’ve stay a little little longer past season 3. at least through season 4 or 5. (love u beej) trap’s development had so much untapped potential

[tater-tot-pot-dish]

so like trapper john's whole thing is he's cheating on his wife?

[eclispedmoon-moved]

nonono he genuinely loved his wife and kids. he crashes out so bad one episode bc he misses his family. while like he’s objectively bad that he’s going on dates with other women, i think it gives insight to how deeply flawed his character is/was and what really drives him to be the way he is

[peter-pantomime]

U guys wanna see my mash tattoo? *rolls up sleeve to reveal completely bare skin* I think the artist really nailed tuttle’s eyes, don’t you?

[agentcable]

January 2025: Monthly Prompts

Resolution

Freshstart

Renewal

Celebration

Hope

Resilience

Reflection

Prosperity

Goals

Momentum

Rebirth

Achievements

Optimism

January

Ambition

Growth

Restart

Joy

Success

Vision

Countdown

Fireworks

Transition

Rejuvenation

Traditions

Inspiration

Newness

Change

Motivation

Unity

Beginnings

[eclispedmoon-moved]

one fic x every week of 2025 = at least 52 fics

completely doable methinks… except i currently have zero ideas. is this a new year’s resolution? absolutely not. but it would do wonders for my depression

[eclispedmoon-moved]

Okay hi I keep seeing this ‘timeloop theory’ on mashblr

what is this said timeloop theory? I have a vague idea but also have no clue iykwim

[peter-pantomime]

In addition to the time slipping of the order of events and changing names and character traits, the time loop, or more broadly just FUBAR time, idea just also fits well with MASH’s relationship to time/experience and trauma.

In a traditional time loop, the day repeats exactly leading to a certain outcome, and the free agent is trapped messing with variables until the destined outcome is defied.

With MASH, it’s not so much about every day being identical because it’s the literal same day rewound, but more like a day is repeating and repeating with slight variations that change things in the small-scale, but nothing is actually progressing in the bigger picture. The wheels are spinning but they’re going nowhere; the slate gets wiped or the timer reset; no matter what they do every day, each morning it’s like they’re starting fresh with no new ground covered, etc etc, and then when it IS actually over, it’s only been three years but they’ve lived a million more experiences than three years should be able to contain.

[eclispedmoon-moved]

Okay hi I keep seeing this ‘timeloop theory’ on mashblr

what is this said timeloop theory? I have a vague idea but also have no clue iykwim

[eclispedmoon-moved]

Reddit Ty for taking me to the tumblr post presenting the theory 🙏

[eclispedmoon-moved]

Okay hi I keep seeing this ‘timeloop theory’ on mashblr

what is this said timeloop theory? I have a vague idea but also have no clue iykwim

[eclispedmoon-moved]

not to get poetic on main but there is something deeply profound about catholic guilt vs baptist guilt. the church is small and made up of people that will never be my family. they praise me for showing up. i flinch every time they yell out. why are they ignoring me. why are they ignoring me. why are they ignoring me. we burry the preacher's father in the back yard of the church and walk to the river holding hands singing about the savior dying on calvary cross. they dunk me in the river and i come up wrong. i am the devil himself. i will always despise god for making me in his image. why dont they love me. why dont they love me. why dont they love me.