"What are you doing here?"
"Why didn’t you wait for me?"
"Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?"
"As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in."
"It’s your time to shine."
"And we’re sure that’s not illegal?"
"Wait, since when are you gay?"
"What the hell did I miss?"
"I was gone for for five minutes!"
"She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?"
"I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding."
"If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork."
"Is that really your version of an apology?"
"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life."
"Now that’s just stupid."
"We finally got it right."
"I choose you. No one else. You."
"I gave up a long time ago."
"In what world was that okay?"
"This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics."
"Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza."
"We could always just run away."
"I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?"
"Please stop asking me out."
"Love is a fairytale told to children."
"That may have been my fault."
"Is this your first date?"
"You’re the biggest wimp."
"Are you trying to hold my hand?"
"There’s no way that I’ll say no."
"I don’t want to get up."
"I don’t want to live in a world without you."
"There’s a fire inside of you."
"I don’t think I can do this anymore."
"Oh good. Just what I needed to hear."
"It’s just for the night!"
"I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time."
"We could go backpacking?"
"What do you mean you want to go home?"
"I bought you a ring even."
"What are you doing home so late?"
"Sorry I’m not what you expected."
"Did you just laugh at me?"
