regan

65% water 35% tired

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

go balls deep in my heart 

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[coltre]

[100493503004422]

me, every month for the past eight years: sorry, I’m just going through something right now

[fidgetingpetal]

[laughoutloud-club]

[448psychosis]

Direct action

[snorelaks]

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

[kasbpraks]

ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

[itskitschglitch]

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

[kasbpraks]

this is the only good addition to this post

[visualjunkee]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the holy trinity of music

toto’s africa, a-ha’s take on me, and the proclaimer’s i’m gonna be (500 miles)

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’ve gotten a lot of people saying that i’m wrong and should have included other songs (all of which are also bangers and include never gonna give you up, come on eileen, and bony m’s rasputin) but not a single person has mentioned the fucking beatles so honestly? this post has been a resounding success and i thank you all for your participation

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

*peaks my head into the main reactor room at Chernobyl* hewwo? Is anyone dere? *Dies weeks later from intense radiation poisoning*

[ecofriendlycats]

forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...

me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

[jollysunflora]

If by some miracle you instantly became fluent in 3 foreign languages, what would they be? This includes various forms of sign language and Braille. I’d choose Spanish and French for media consumption and Russian because communism, lol.

[deereye]