kitschglitch

follows from my main @salty-cereal

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[youfriendlyneighborhooddisaster]

shoutout to Izzy Hands for the biggest "I can fix him" fail I've ever seen

my man really went "I'm gonna fix him" and then proceeded to make everyone including himself so much worse

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

[logictoinsanity]

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

[arsenicflame]

Izzy Hands leaning by the window in the galley, taking the weight off his bad leg, his head tipped back, eyes closed, not quite fully awake yet. He listens to the sound of the pot on the stove as the dawn sun starts to stream in through the windows, glinting off the hilt of his sword- He's not so put together this early, with nobody around to see him, almost soft in the way his sleeves hang loose & he hasn't yet put on his glove. On the table rests his personal logbook, waiting for him to plan out the tasks for the day, but that can wait until he's had his coffee.

[miiilowo]

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

[miiilowo]

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

[itskitschglitch]

Commission request of Gideon making an elaborate holiday hot cocoa and Harrow watching with tsundere intrigue ✨ oh no Harrow! Did you burn your cookies?

Ko-Fi Commissions Open!

Kitsch Glitch

KitschGlitch's CAARD

[fuckyeahizzyhands]

[jeanritchie]

i love it when two adult men have a homoerotic teenage girl friendship and falling out

[beelze0-0]

Act 1: Raid (First Meeting)

CW: violence

(ID: sequential art

image 1: young Izzy Hands in a dark room, scowling as his shirt is pulled off by a smirking unnamed royal navy officer.

image 2: young Izzy Hands holding onto a ship mast as he is whipped by royal navy officers in the background, including the unnamed officer from the first image, his back is bloody.

image 3: wide shot of an English merchant ship chased down by a pirate ship.

image 4: low angle scene of young Jack Rackham holding a gun, dressed in an oversized royal navy jacket and young Edward Teach wearing baggy pants and a saber on his hip with sky in the background and smoke in the air.

end ID)

[beelze0-0]

Act 2: Red Sky (Mutiny)

(ID: sequential art

image 1: low angle shot of a pirate ship’s crow’s nest, the small figures of young Jack Rackham, Izzy Hands, and Edward Teach perched upon it.

image 2: young Izzy Hands draped over a splintering ship mast, holding onto young Jack Rackham as the boat is torn apart by a storm and lighting strikes the water below.

image 3: close up of young Izzy Hands and young Jack Rackham, faces illuminated by he glow of a fire, looking with pride at someone out of frame.

image 4: young Edward Teach standing alone with a billowing fire in the background in the middle of the night.

end ID)

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[cloudchomps]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[electronicmail]

no phone i have ever owned has ever been off silent mode. i don’t think i’ve ever heard it ring. i can’t even imagine what it would sound like. i’ve never heard a phone ring in a room and thought it was mine. i don’t even process it

[nonasuch]

must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?

[crybabybat]

I’ll be a fucking pervert about anything. I’m better than you