Sleepaway Camp series sentence starters:
“ Eat shit and die, ___ ! ”
“ Eat shit and live, ___ .”
“ She’s a real carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and needs a screw! ”
“ Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call ‘em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don’t it? ”
“ There ain’t no such thing as being too young. You’re just too old. ”
“ If she were any quieter, she’d be dead! ”
“ Oh, you’re going to enjoy living with us so much. Yes, I know you are! ”
“ Never, I would rather die first ___. ”
“ I dunno, probably fornicating. ”
“ Gross! Slimy gopher guts! ”
“ Look out! Putrid wild elephant hearts! ”
“ Dead teenagers’ brains! ”
“ ___, what’s really in there? ”
“ Why are you doing this to me? ”
“ Because you’re a cheerleader, a fornicator, a drug taker, a nasty snotty bigot, and besides that… you’re real nice! ”
“ Good thing you’re dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible! ”
“ What’s your favorite type of movie ___ ? ”
“ Ones with tits and blood. ”
“ Looks like we’re part… ”
“ Party all night! Teenage Wasteland! ”
“ Have a good life…what’s left of it. ”
“ What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a pair of boobs before? ”
“ I didn’t think you’ll fall for it, you’re dumber than I thought. ”
“ Here ya go, ___. It’ll keep your tits growing. Maybe you’ll quit looking at mine. ”
“ That was great, thanks a lot. That was fun. ”
“ Angels are pretty ;Angels can fly, and here is the angel that’ll make you die! You got no style and, you got no cares all ya do is fight and swear. So say your prayers and make a mends, cause ya life story is about to end. “
“ I like movies with really good acting. Like Gone with the wind or Care Bears. “
“ Thank God there’ll be one less idiot in politics. ”
“ We should just finish it now. We should kill her. “
“ It would put an end to it, once and for all. ”
“ Sure man. Cool man. Right on. “
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