Tom

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[gggreenwell-deactivated20190824]

happy birthday

to anyone who is having a birthday today

[wordcubed]

Actually no, fuck you for being born.

[rvexillology]

Proposal for the flag of Anarcho-Capitalism

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: !wave

[gerardpilled]

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

[transfemininomenon]

yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped

[nobodylaughsanymoree]

[nikkalick]

The second I saw these funky lil dudes I felt my brain get a rush of serotonin

[memedrunk]

i said let’s have some fun this beat is sick

[marsapartment]

The replies on this tweet are killing me. B y e

[not-saltrat88]

Holy crap he’s real!!!

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Big fella.

[sirartwork]

Reblog for Gains

[vintar]

#make him the new prime minister (via)

[newgodss-deactivated20230701]

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

[thebigblackwolfe]

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again

[ghost-egggs]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

[bisexuanal]

Me to my 3 year old: now sweetheart I know Chase the police pup from the paw patrol seems nice but he is what we call a class traitor.

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[goblin-gardens]

call me a filthy Imperial if you want, but i think Ulfric Stormcloak should have stayed gagged for the entire game

[goblin-gardens]

you gave up your right to regret when you decided you wanted to fuck ulfric stormcloak

[darkbrotherhoodbish]

[sonichedgeblog]

‘Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine’ was released this day 26 years ago. Happy birthday, beans! 

[snkcthdrl-deactivated20180909]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[mad-hare]

OvO

[zicygomar]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Controversial opinion- in D&D, Humans should have Darkvision

Why: -Everyone else does -Only one person ever plays a human per party. -Once you enter a cave all the dwarves and elves and half-orcs run off into the darkness and have pillow fights and play truth and dare and do other cool things. -Meanwhile you’re sat there with a torch. -The GM just has you go sit in a room outside while they and the non-human party members all describe themselves having a fun time. -Occasionally they lean out and say “you still only see darkness, so you know” -Then they go back in the room. You can hear dance music. When the GM opens the door you can see strobe lights and glitter. Sometimes they’re holding a slice of cake. -You never get any cake. My point is I should have darkvision because then people will invite me to their underground nerd parties, which I feel is a perfectly reasonable position. -Mod Pencil