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Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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trying on a metaphor
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$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@ect0biologist-blog
mod post
-cough- dont know who all still follow this....
but if you're interested... this is (obviously?) p much dead atm.
i am not.
my personal acct is at http://kaiyou-does-personal.tumblr.com/
other blog accts i'm playing on:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/mitchellcortez (TVHS)
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/asksachs (normally TVHS, currently weehawken)
if you're interested.
These are all really cute
So remember, if anyone ever tries to tell you what’s “natural”, laugh the fuck in their face.
This is so awesome. Gender and biology and adorable cartoons ALL IN ONE PLACE. Yiiiisssssssssssss precious.
Anthropomorphic Representations of the Lands of Homestuck, by BEAR-PRINCESS
In order, from left to right:
First row (Beta Kids): Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Light and Rain, Land of Heat and Clockwork, Land of Frost and Frogs
Second Row (Alpha Kids): Land of Crypts and Helium, Land of Pyramids and Neon, Land of Mounds and Xenon, Land of Tombs and Krypton
Third Row (Trolls): Land of Pulse and Haze, Land of Little Cubes and Tea, Land of Maps and Treasure, Land of Rays and Frogs
Fourth Row (Other Trolls): Land of Quartz and Melody, Land of Sand and Zephyr, Land of Wrath and Angels, Land of Dew and Glass
wrath and angels makes me giddy
summerstuck
homesweat
wow i love this so so much
/approve
fem is such a hot
what a cutie patootie.
mrrrow.
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour
ask me have you evers
im in your submit box
leaving you messages <3
whoot there it is!
-kisses you too- (◡‿◡✿) chuu~
*swoons*
oh miss sari, you make the best sandwich filling.
for sari :)
Merry Christmas John! -hugs-
merry christmas to you too!
nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
is this the real life...
sariana89 replied to your post: 11 13 25 =3=
how the frick you do break a balcony…
*smirrrrrks*
11 13 25 =3=
11: We were about to go at it open-air but then the balcony broke - thank goodness i can fly!
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: dave's christmas present *waggles eyebrows*
25: Worst possible time to get horny: when my dad wants me to eat cake.
sariana89 replied to your chat: Sari: now see this is what happens when you get me...
omg you LEFT IN YOUR SE X COMMENT JOHNSGJDLSKGH
yeah?
you said i could post it.
Sexual Sunday
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!:
[6:40:38 PM] Sari: now see this is what happens when you get me thinking too long on crossover stuff
[6:40:53 PM] John Egbert: it distracts you from the sex?
[6:42:05 PM] Sari: because I just remembered a theory about John's Apple for when he entered the medium being a parallel for the Apple from the story of Eden. and then Strapple being a Maid of Apple in a roundabout way makes her a Maid of Knowledge and Knowledge is usually under LIGHT so now Strapple is a Maid of Light and it kinda makes sense because wow she's full of stuff about all sorts of things
[6:42:08 PM] Sari: -flips table-
[6:42:11 PM] John Egbert: haha
[6:42:19 PM] John Egbert: makes sense
[6:42:21 PM] John Egbert: i should post that
[6:42:29 PM] Sari: go ahead XD
