> Well.
Anyways.
Since this is the beginning of the story, we must introduce you like a PROPER CHARACTER, like all other PROPER STORIES begin.
As stated before, your name is NAEGI MAKOTO. You consider yourself to be CONSIDERABLY AVERAGE. You don’t even know why you were even chosen to participate in this thing. It must be something like GOOD LUCK, which people tell you you HAVE A LOT OF. But you don’t really see it. You don’t have a lot of GOOD LUCK or BAD LUCK. You are CONSIDERABLY AVERAGE in the LUCK DEPARTMENT, much like everything else. If you had ONE GOOD TRAIT, it would be that you are RIDICULOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. You also are good at MAKING FRIENDS, and you have quite a lot of them. Or at least you HOPE SO.
Although we COULD spend the next HUNDRED PAGES lollygagging about your house while MEDDLING with various THINGS of LITTLE IMPORTANCE, we are going to DISMISS that idea and MOVE ON to BIGGER and BRIGHTER things.
> Move on to bigger and brighter things
