EctoWash

Welcome to the Ectowash Universe Socials! This is an absurd-comedy art project: a loose, growing universe of memes, short-form fiction writing, bizarre humor, and physical oddities I sell on Etsy to keep the lights on. I create from a place shaped by chronic illness and past experience in corporate life— I can’t do a normal job right now, but I can make this strange little world and share it with you. Enjoy and support me if you can! https://linktr.ee/ectowash

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As we look through news articles and memes we are always finding innovation screaming towards us here at Ectowash. Also, that reflecting pool might be haunted still, fyi.

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Mystic Whiskers is at Batsquatch Parks & Rec all day for adoptions. Go ahead and come on down because as their motto says “don’t worry they already know you are coming.”

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Is it the whole house, this room in particular or just that stapled to the wall Raggedy Anne doll? We won’t know for sure without a full ghost mitigation evaluation, but night shift has their bets on the doll.

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Don’t let this happen to your city! Get ghost mitigation handled by the pros by calling us today. We’ve got you, scouts!

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Mornin’ Scouts! We’ve been busy out in the field over the holiday weekend. It seems some ghosts thought the local firework display was a screaming competition and things got even louder than usual, which is why Tell A Dog would like to let everyone know their dog therapy sessions are now booked up through August! Stop by their office for a list of near providers who are willing to try being a dog therapist for a few weeks.

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No need to wait another day unprotected. Head on down to @themysticwhiskers and adopt a clairvoyant cat! As their logo says, you don’t need to worry, they already know you are coming.