Eddie Trolls

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How Little We Know - The Onion / Reductress articles

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Data Gathering Judgement meme

>The night was long, but you finally had a chance to get back to work at the job you most excelled at- gathering your own personal census information. Your methodology was questionable, at best, but at least you were consistent Retrieving a cigarette and a piping cup of Earl Grey, you delve into the cases.

MM: Pardon me- do you have a small moment for the sake of science?

Reblog with 1-2 trolls/humans/aliens/ocs to have Luke analyze them. In the interest of ethical considerations, your oc may also analyze Luke in return (if they want)!

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Deviya Ztromo, fleet employed Bio-Hardware Engineer

“Hah... Real cute, Goldie. Enlighten me, how can I service science today?”

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He s:u:pposedly states he is in search of someone himself, b:u:t I do:u:bt that whoever he is p:u:rs:u:ing for is worth his time and effort. No troll exists that wo:u:ld q:u:antify s:u:ch a fervent p:u:rs:u:it! ^u^:

I hope that I might rely on yo:u: in this endeavor. Thank yo:u: for yo:u:r assistance.

☼: Meet Umbhra Malodo! She was a character I previously had on this blog when I was running it previously, but has recently gotten a complete overhaul in character design! She is the Disectiplinarian at an Imperial Alternian Prison, and currently has been tasked with locating a Renegade Heir.

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“You have asked some inquisitive questions. Are you really asking such social questions for the sake of science or, rather, you own curiousity? Either way, I would enjoy a conversation with you, sir.”

“However, with all due respect, it is ill-mannered to ask a stranger to tea without introducing himself.”

[A reply from a judgment meme. @maritimemelancholy ]

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==> Follow My Shitty Comic

Hoping to keep up w/ semi-frequent updates on this!! RN only two pages exist

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going to try my hand at a MSPFA comic so doodled up a Generic Character to protag. grumpy hamster detective

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7/7/11

“Lat -20, Long 57.”

“What are you doing out there?”

“I don’t know.” You replied instinctively, setting the radio down in silence.

There is quiet. You look out onto the swells as the last of twilight burns itself from the sky. The wind is light but steady. The water is manageable. You pick the radio back up again.

“I’ve been out here a while.” 

Keep reading

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uhh i wanna try doing a proper painting since I never finished my other attempt to but i don’t know which composition is better for it

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my best gal...

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nasty girls... don’t mean a thang

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BEST COMMISSION FROM @fantrollclusterfuck WHO HAS BEEN THE BEST COMMISSIONER

Thank you so much!! Happy Valentine’s Day

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YO GOOD OLD SLOTHBEAR... a vINTAGE ship. aged like tasty wine

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More Questionable Ethics (NSFW)

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Lucas “Luke” Woodrow Wilson

Formerly introducing the new sprites!

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Judgement Meme

Reblog with 1-2 ocs to be judged by a man of science and ethics

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judge my negligent ass

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SORRY EVERYBODY I WAS PLOTTING/RPING WITH... I have a LARP this weekend and I’ve gotten swallowed up by preparations for it - I’ll be back as Normal come next Monday / Tuesday <3

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Birthday present for @burgerboik/@karldoestrolls Fancy friends playing with handsome guns

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BLESS!!!! BLESS THIS!!!! LOOK AT THIS!

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IM SUPER LATE BUT JA MÅ HON LEVA!!

the spell has been cast and my hundred years of life is garuanteed