Melon Appreciation Blog

Eddie. 21. Freak. Loves Melons. "I just think they're neat"

[unawakening-float07]

[marinella-ela]

[beardedmrbean]

@the-chaos-official

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

hey Eddie what’s your favorite type of melon?

For eating or fucking?

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

My bad 😬

[coatedhope]

マリさんベーカリー メロンパン ポーチ

Melon Pan Purse

Source- Buyee

[direwolfiex]

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

What a waste

[wheels-of-despair]

Looks like Jason Carver tried to get in on the melon action.

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

Bahahahaha! 😂

POV: Jason talking about the size of his dick 👇

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

What a waste

[ryan-waddell11]

babygirl is STRESSED to his limit

[fairywithgremlintendencies-deac]

this random melon appeared in our garden and we have no idea what it is. It's too hard to cut open atm but we're so confused pls help

[cherrylaine]

MINORS GET OFF MY BLOG

[fuzzystims]

watermelon dice

[jetix]

2022-08-29

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

Me when I have melon 🍉

[eddiemunsonsmum]

Melon | Eddie Munson Solo

Eddie Munson Solo Filth 10

Summary: Eddie… Eddie fucks a cantaloupe. That’s it. That’s the story. Tags: Male Masturbation, Dirty talk, Using fruit as a sex toy, mention of sex toys, cum eating (kinda), Dirty talk directed at females/female genitals, food kink (not really though). Words: 1884 A/N: This one is silly and fun. This one is for the Slutfire Club. I’ll never live up to the absolutely iconic line “lust for the crust” but damn, I did my best and I hope you guys like it. Without you guys my writing would have no exposure. You’ve changed my tumblr experience. ❤

~~ Eddie rushed inside the empty trailer. Kicking off his shoes and shaking the contents of his only shopping bag onto the kitchen counter. A single cantaloupe fell out with a dull thud and began to roll towards him. He stopped it with a hand as he leant over to get a knife. Holding it still as he sliced the end off one side of it.

Half an hour later he was standing in front of his creation. Staring at it with a sense of pride that mingled with disgust. He’d been thinking about this idea for weeks. But only this morning when he’d awoken with morning wood for the fifth day in a row did he finally decide to act on it.

Jerking off every morning was getting tiresome. His hand wasn’t cutting it anymore. He needed something else. He’d debated going into the one sex shop in the small town and purchasing a toy. But the Freak of Hawkins walking into the dirty store was sure to get around fast and he wasn’t about to live that down if the gossip made its way to the High School. 

So he’d done the next best thing. Rushed to the corner store and spent more than he had wanted to on the only large fruits they’d had available. Cantaloupes. Thank goodness Uncle Wayne was allergic to melons. Which cut the risk of him accidentally ingesting anything Eddie had fucked, down to pretty much nothing. Unless of course they ever ended up stranded in the trailer long enough to start eating the couch, any of the cushions, pillows, mattresses or around half of the towels.

Eddie’s palm glossed over the rough skin of the rockmelon. Tongue peaking out to wet his lips as he exhaled a shaky breath through his nose. There wasn’t anything particularly sexy about fruit itself but the knowledge that he was doing something taboo sent blood rushing straight to his cock. The sight of the hole he’d carved in the middle making him twitch against the fabric of his pants. 

It was the perfect hole. Sized just for him. This fruit’s only purpose was to please him. Get fucked and take his cum like a little slut. The thought turned him on and the fact that he knew it shouldn’t made it even worse. 

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[reblogingficsilike]

so i guess im into this now. what the fuck. this awakened something in me

[eddiemunsons-fuckmelon]

You’re welcome

[mattmaesonnatural]

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[jetix]

2022-05-29

[marshemillow]

Fandom was literally created for freaks by freaks. If you can't handle freaks in the freak hobby, then get out.

[eddiemunsonsmum]