What's Wrong With A Cliché?
Eddie Munson x Fem reader
Summary: You had never been to a school dance before. So when you find out about the winter formal, you figure your hellfire friends would be just as excited. What you don't expect is to be mocked, especially by Eddie. Eddie loves to tease you, he never realises when he takes it to far. This was he way of flirting with you, even if you didn't know that. But maybe this time he's gone too far, when he might not be the one to take you to the dance.
Content Warning: use of y/n, a lot of angst, mean Eddie, fluff.
Word count : 5k (wow sorry)
A/n: I am from England so I've never been to a dance, so anything I got wrong I'm sorry. Also I know it says fem reader but feel free to change things when reading so it fits you.
Not prove read
You've never been to a school dance before, so when you hear about the winter formal you were so excited. Despite being part of the âfreaksâ table you lovedressing up. Even if your group leader always teases you about it, you didnât mind but sometimes he could go too far without realising, but you always tried to be forgiving and not cause an issue. After all, you were a newer member of the group, well you had joined a few months ago but everyone else had longer on you, even the freshman. You figure this might be the one time Eddie wouldnât tease you too much, everyone went to the prom even the nerds thatâs what happened in the movies. You place your lunch tray on the table excited to talk about the dance. They were all talking about a new Metallica album, so you wait until they are finished to talk about the dance.Â
You pick at your food, resting your head on your hand waiting and listening for an opening to speak, but they donât stop. You could just talk to them about it tomorrow you thought. Everyone laughs at Eddieâs air drum solo, while laughing, Gareth, who is sitting next to you accidentally nudges your elbow, causing you to lose balance and nearly face-plant the food. The noise causes the table to look at you. âJesus Gareth you nearly made her wear her food, I know she likes fashion but I donât know if a sloppy joe top counts as high fashionâ Eddie jokes like itâs hilarious, you just roll your eyes.
 You expect them to go back to their conversation but now Eddie's eyes are on you he wouldnât leave you alone. âWhy are you so quiet?â. You shrug your shoulders âI was waitingâ. Chris looks at you confused âwaiting for what?â. Everyoneâs eyes bore into you âwaiting for you to finish your conversation, I didnât want to interruptâ. Gareth smiles at you, âyouâre never interruptingâ. Eddie laughs a little but says nothing much to your surprise. âSo whatâs up?â. You smile âwell..â you suddenly felt a little nervous, so you spoke softly âeveryoneâs talking about the dance, so I was gonna say we could get a limo or something and all go together or we could go separate if you have datesâ you rambled.Â
 The table fell silent. You look around. Had you said something wrong? Eddie shot up from his seat and found his way over to you. Holding onto your shoulders he gestures to the group in front of you. âSweetheart if you wanted the popular table you are very lostâ. You turn around as much as you could with his grip still on your shoulders, to face him. âHuhâ you were truly lost what did the popular kids have to do with this? Itâs not like you wanted to be prom queen. âGod I thought you only dressed like them, now you are starting to sound like themâ. Eddie put on a ridiculously high voice and let go of your shoulders to put on a show for his sheep. Skipping around the group to mock you, âGareth donât you think I have the prettiest dress? Chris, should I wear blue eye shadow or turquoise? Omg Jeff what about my nails, I canât go to the prom without my nails done. Freshmen will you vote for me to be queenâ the boys laugh (even the freshman, but mostly because they want to fit in not because they agree), like this is the most hilarious thing they have ever heard. He finds his way back to his seat âdonât be a cliche y/nâ.Â
 You felt a lump in your throat and you knew tears were about to pour. You didnât want them to see you cry so got up from your seat, âsee you at hellfireâ you say, leaving the cafeteria. Gareth being forever the caring one looks at Eddie, âyou took it too farâ. He put his hands up âI didnât force you all to laughâ, the group looked guilty. They thought it was friendly banter they didnât think you were being serious about the dance. The hellfire club and school activities didnât go together, so they didnât know this was different for you. They had never had a girl in the group, they were still learning.Â
 Gareth looks at Eddie and then the group âyeah and I shouldnât have. I can admit when Iâm wrong, can you?â. Eddie raises his eyebrow at the boy. No one questioned the dungeon master, so honestly, Eddie was surprised and kind of impressed, not that he would show it. âWatch itâ Eddie sternly told the boy. Gareth rolls his eyes at Eddie, well this was new. âIf she wants to go, one of us is going to have to take herâ. The boys grumble, âshall we draw straws, shortest has to take her?â. Gareth hit his friend in the arm âgrow up Jeff, is it such a bad thing to take a pretty girl to a dance? Jesus Iâll take herâ. Chris kicks the boyâs leg under the table, he whispers harshly at him âdonât be a creep. You canât call her prettyâ the way he says this, is like itâs some kind of taboo subject. Chris looks to Eddie to back him up, who stays quiet, looking like he is contemplating something.Â
 Gareth kicks back âyou know just because sheâs our friend doesnât make her any less attractive. Plus I didnât mean it like that, Iâm just saying itâs not the worst thing. I swear to god youâre all like freaky freshmenâ.  Dustin and Mike look over to the conversation they had been trying to stay out of âhey!â Gareth looks over to them âno offenceâ. Eddie suddenly slams his ringed hands on the table, to get control and order back. âEnough! If one of us has to take her itâs gonna be me, thatâs the job of the leader to take one for the team, right?â He looks around the table. âBut you all owe me.â
 Gareth was right Eddie thought there was nothing wrong with taking a pretty girl to a dance especially if it was you. He didnât know you actually wanted to go, he was only teasing if you had only asked. He might have grumbled but he would have agreed eventually. He always teased you, and you always took it, never said anything, sometimes your hands would ball into tiny fists and you would have a little pout which Eddie found cute which he wouldnât admit because finding things cute wasnât metal. But he didnât mean to upset you. Maybe asking you would make things right, even if that meant putting his pride on the line. He couldnât do it straight away, he thought, because then it would seem like he was doing it because he felt bad.Â
 You had a free period now, where you were working on a history project with Ross, who sat next to you. All you could think about was Eddieâs impression, did you sound like that? You didnât realise you were daydreaming until Ross clears his throat, âyou okay?â. He was always so kind to you. which made it easy to talk to him, and right now you needed someone who would listen and not judge. Especially if he cares enough to ask if youâre okay. âIs wanting to go to the dance, stupid?â. He wasnât sure if you were making a joke or not, but from the look on your face, you were serious. âIt canât be that stupid if everyone goes. I think itâs niceâ you sigh in relief, you arenât weird âexactly!â You realise youâre too loud, looking around and apologising. âitâs just Iâve never been to one before and I thought it would be niceâ.Â
 Ross put his hand on yours trying to calm you âit will beâ he smiles. He blushes as your hands touch, heâs had the hugest crush on you since you started school a couple of months ago. He moves his hand realising heâs being too forward, especially since he assumed you have a thing with Eddie. âFor some people, it will be. I donât think itâs gonna happen for me anytime soon.â You start doodling in your notebook, you donât want to cry again over this so you try and distract yourself. âWhat?â
 You keep your eyes on the book in front of you, while speaking âwell I donât exactly wanna go alone and I know like 7 people and since none, of those, are gonna ask. I think Iâm gonna have to give it a passâ. Ross thought you and Eddie would have gone together, otherwise, he would have at least tried to ask you. Surely Munson wasnât stupid enough not to ask you, he thought, but he had to Clarify, ânot even Munson?â.
 You look up from your notebook laughing as if it was the funniest thing youâd heard all day. It might have been ânot even Munson are you kidding? could you imagine him going to a dance? You should have heard him when I mentioned it to everyone. I swear sometimes that boy can be so meanâ. You shook your head at the thought of lunch, and focus your eyes back on the paper in front of you. âso youâre not going with himâ. You didnât need to keep being reminded you werenât going to the dance, you understood he was just showing interest and that he cared. But you were sick of this and especially sick of talking about Eddie. âI am absolutely not going with Edward Munsonâ.  Ross smiles goofily at you, not that you can see as you are too distracted trying to get the shading right on the eye you were drawing. âGoodâ. He says You look at him thinking you heard him say something. âIâm sorry about the danceâ. You give him a light smile, he was a nice guy, even if he didnât know when to stop with questions. âitâs fine, shall we get on with this?â. He picks his pen up off the table âsureâ.Â
 You went to hellfire that night but hardly said a word, the boys tried to apologise, it didnât feel that sincere but at least they knew to apologise. âWeâre sorry,â they say mumbling, âwe didnât know how much it meantâ. It was nice that they said sorry but it didnât make you any less upset especially when Eddie refuses to apologise. What you didnât know was he was overthinking to the max, how was he supposed to say sorry? Would you believe him? If he started being nice would you realise he fancied you, which meant you could reject him? So with all these thoughts going around his head, he kept quiet. Figuring asking you in a few days would show he was sorry.Â
 Two days later, You were starting to put the whole dance thing behind you, well you were trying but it was hard when that was all anyone in school was talking about. Even the boys had started to talk about it to you, which felt like a slap in the face if none of them were going to take you. You had your Walkman on listening to a mixtape Eddie had made you full of his favourite bands Metallica, Dio, Black Sabbath, a few others and your favourite song âcome on Eileenâ. He told you he did this so you would listen to the tape, at the time you wondered if Eddie liked you as you liked him, but over time you learnt from how he teased you, he saw you strictly platonically, you were just one of the guys. So whatever feeling you thought you had got ignored.Â
 Walking up to your locker you notice a flower in the vent, surely this was put in the wrong locker. You get closer and pull it out to inspect it,  looking at the flower confused. You were sure you had never told anyone what your favourite flower was, maybe it was just a coincidence. It was probably a clichĂ© flower that all girls like. That's all you thought were after all. A tap on your shoulder pulls you out of your thoughts. You turn around and see Ross with a huge bouquet of your favourite flowers with a little white teddy nestled in the middle. Other people are watching in the corridor including Eddie and Gareth who are talking at his locker. Upon the sight, Eddie clenches his fist the knuckles going white from the pressure. You smile brightly at Ross, he was a good guy, he must be trying to cheer you up after the other day you thought.Â
 âoh my God, those are beautiful. They are actually my favouriteâ you say with glee. Ross looks at you with admiration âI know that's why I got themâ he says while handing them over to you. You canât help the rosy hue that comes on your cheeks. â you shouldn't have but also thank youâ. You say while hugging him, careful not to crumple the flowers âwhat are they for though?â. The boy rubs his neck awkwardly, hoping you couldnât tell how nervous he was âwell I guess partly an apology for not asking sooner and for assuming you already had a dateâ you couldn't understand what was happening. nothing like this had ever happened to you.Â
 âDo you wanna go to the winter formal with me?â. You froze, could this be happening? Were all those tears worth it, now you were getting to go the dance. Someone wanted to go to the dance with you, they didnât have to be forced. So in your head with your thoughts, you didnât even realise you had left the boy standing there awkwardly waiting for an answer. âIt doesn't have to be a date if you don'-â you cut him off, realising you took too long to reply. âwell I hope itâs a date, otherwise you got me all excited for nothingâ. You canât stop smiling at the man in front of you, was he always this handsome and you hadnât noticed? His eyes widened, he couldnât believe his luck the girl he liked wanted to go out with him, âSo that's a yesâ. You nod your head âthat's a yesâ. He canât help himself, so he hugs you tight, wanting to kiss you with happiness but knowing that was too forward. âThank youâ he whispers into your ear making you giggle.Â
 Eddie had been getting angrier the more he watched the scene in front of him. How dare he touch you, or make you laugh, or buy you flowers. He knew he was torturing himself watching, but he couldnât look away. Steam might as well have been coming out of Eddieâs ears with how mad he was. However his friend at the side of him had a completely different complexion on his face, he was merry, and he loved seeing his friends happy. âwell looks like she didn't need our help after allâ. He joked to Eddie, not yet seeing how annoying he was, as he too couldnât keep his eyes off the scene. Silence, he expected Eddie to make a signature witty remark, or laugh or something, anything but there was nothing. He looked over to his friend who looked as if he was going to beat someone up. He tried to fill the silence. âAt least now your Saturday night is all free. Dnd session?â.
 Eddie still couldnât take his eyes off the sight, now glaring at not just at Ross but you too. Completely ignoring anything his younger friend was saying. Gareth couldnât understand why he would be so annoyed about this, now he had his evening free. He never wanted to go to the formal. The only reason he would be this annoyed if he fancied⊠oh it now all made sense to the boy, the constant teasing, wanting to be the one to take her, always wanting her around. Never shut up talking about her. The school bell rings signalling the start of class, so you leave a parting gift of a kiss on Rossâs cheek. This was the thing that set Eddie over the edge, he stormed off in a huff, almost forgetting Gareth was even there.
 Since that day you and Eddie had hardly spoken in fact, Eddie had hardly spoken at all. Which was very strange of him. You stop mentioning the dance as you knew it was a sore spot for the group plus now you had a date to talk to about all the details. Who didnât seem to mind how long you talked about dress or plans for the night, he just liked hearing you talk. Despite how happy you should be, Something was keeping you awake at night, maybe it was nerves, who knew but you felt like something was missing.Â
 You are Walking hand in hand with Ross through the gym doors, in your pink simplistic but beautiful dress with your date with a black suit and a pink tie. For once you felt like you belonged in this school, you werenât the awkward girl who couldnât get dates. You were a beautiful teenage girl going to a school dance with a handsome boy. Cliche or not, you were happy.Â
 You danced to all the cheesy music on the dance floor with Ross and his friends until your feet ached. It was fine when it was a slow song because you could hold on to Ross for support but now it was faster music you knew you need a rest. âI need to sit downâ, Ross nods leading you to a table near the dance floor, he went to sit down with you. You shook your head and held onto his arm to stop him, âdance, have fun. Iâll be fine. Iâll be back in 10â you smile. He didnât want to leave you but how could he say no when looking into your beautiful eyes.Â
 You looked around the room, everyone looked so nice. They had transformed the gym surprisingly well, you would never be able to tell there were kids doing laps around here only 48 hours prior. There wasnât any drama tonight, itâs almost like this one night everyone just wanted to celebrate and didnât care about social standards, which was nice.  You didnât realise how many standards have been changed until you spotted the last person youâd expect to be here with a cheerleader. She wasnât one of the most popular cheerleaders but she was still part of the group, he said he despised. Whoâs the clichĂ© now you thought bitterly. You shook your head, you had no right to be mean just because he didnât want to go with you. You supposed he could go with someone else even if that hurt to admit.
 The cheerleader huffed at him and walked away, that didnât take long. You didnât know what he said but she was pissed. He was your friend, so hurt or not you had to go and check on him. You walk over to him. He looks up to see you walking towards him, he thinks he must have died and gone to heaven because the only way to describe you was angelic. He was such a fool for not asking you, he knew that now more than ever. He really liked you, and he wouldnât deny that to himself anymore. Not when you were that perfect and not even just look-wise. You sat down in the plastic seat next to him, be cool he told himself.Â
 He looked handsome in his black shirt and black jeans with his hair in a low bun. It was nice seeing him outside of his usual attire, you wanted to tell him how nice he looked, but this look wasnât for you it was for her. âSo Chris talked you out of the blue eyeshadow?â You joke to Eddie. He was beyond confused, it didnât help that he couldnât think straight when you look that beautiful. You soon realised he didnât have a clue what you were talking about, A situation which has been tormenting your thoughts for weeks and he couldnât even remember it. âYour flattering impression of meâ you joked like it didnât still kind of sting.Â
 Eddie sunk into his seat at the thought of that day, he should have just asked you as soon as you mentioned it instead of teasing you. No, he should have asked you as soon as the winter formal was announced. Why did he have to have the Munson curse of stubbornness? He looks at you sincerely, a twinkle of sadness in his eyes âIâm sorryâ. You are shocked, so you bring the back of your hand to Eddieâs head, the action causing Eddieâs heart to beat. It felt so loud he wondered if you could hear it. âAre you okay? Youâre acting strange, first the dance and now youâre apologising. You must be sickâ.Â
 He laughs slightly moving your hand from his face hoping it will help his heart to stop, but it didnât. âSorry is in my vocabulary, itâs just I donât always say it when I should. Also I knew I would end up here one way or anotherâ. You gave him the strangest look, maybe this wasnât Eddie in front of you, he certainly wasnât acting like the man from a few weeks ago who thought a dance was the most stupid thing he had ever heard of. âWhat?â. He shrugs his shoulder like what he was about to say was the most casual thing ever â just not who I thought Iâd be going withâ. Surely he wasnât talking about you, no he couldnât be. He probably meant someone else. You thought your crush on him had stopped, but the world was really testing you tonight.
 You couldnât possibly look at him right now, so you scan the room for his date. âyeah, maybe you should have at least taken someone you like, even as a friendâ. He nods, he was gonna shoot his shot, he had already fucked up so he surely couldnât anymore. âWell, I was planning on taking you soâŠâ. You choke on air, he wasnât making any sense, had he gotten high before this, was that why he was acting like this? âyou wouldnât stop telling me how stupid it was, that I was a clichĂ©â.Â
 He played with the rings on his fingers, both of you avoiding eye contact with each other. âYeah, but looking at your face, when you left. I kind of thought I had toâ. He wanted to slap himself, why was he so awkward, maybe it was better this way never truly confessing how he felt stopped him from getting hurt. âWell turns out you didnât have toâ. You say signalling to your date. You're happy, who was he to get in the way he thought. But his mouth was quicker than his head and he spoke âtrue. But if he didnât ask, I would have taken youâ.Â
 Whatever this game was, your heart couldnât deal with it, you needed the Eddie who teased you back, he was easier to read than this one who wouldnât even look at you. Maybe if you start it, he would come back with one of his quick remarks. âI wouldnât have wanted to go with you anyways, you would have been telling me how lame and stupid it was all night. And you'd complain about having to wear a shirtâ you joked, lightly hitting his arm hoping he would look at you.Â
 No, you had the completely wrong idea about him, being with you wasnât a chore, he would have been lucky. He needed you to know that. âI wouldnât have. I would do anything to make you happy, so if that would have meant spending a night dancing to terrible music and having to wear a shirt. I would have and would have been happy.â He finally glances up and truly looks at you. âIâll always do anything for you, I hope you know thatâ. You had never seen the look on his face before or maybe you had never noticed. âYou look beautiful by the way, Iâm sorry that should have been the first thing I saidâ.Â
 Now you were the one with heart problems but you had the added problem of butterflies. You were gonna be sick, this couldnât be real. You had a date you werenât allowed to feel this way about someone else. Someone who is your friend, someone who also has a date. You needed to get out of there before your heart took control of your actions instead of your head. âI should probably get back to Rossâ.Â
 He felt his heart shatter he always knew youâd have to leave, but for you to go back to someone who should have been him, hurt. âYeah, of course, have a good night. I'm probably gonna head home earlyâ. You shook your head even if that might have been easier for your heart. He had already come with a pretty girl, who you were sure was nice if he decided to bring her. So even if you couldnât have him, you didnât mind as long as he was happy. âGive her a chance, you never know you could enjoy yourself if you keep your mouth shut for two secondsâ you joke and walk away to find your date.Â
 If thatâs what you wanted he would listen, even if all he wanted was to dance with you. So he went in search of his date, Alice. He found her sitting glumly on a bench sipping punch, he sat down next to her. She deserved better than this, cheerleader or not. âIâm sorry, we should be out there dancing and Iâm here pinning over someone who doesnât even like me. Iâm truly sorry, you deserve better than Edward Munsonâ. She shrugs her shoulders âI knew you didnât like me, itâs my faultâ.  He couldnât hurt someone else, she did not deserve this. âNo Iâm the stupid one here, youâre beautiful, and any guy would be lucky to have you. Iâm just unfortunately stupidly in love with someone elseâ. Alice held his hand to comfort him, he was trying to be honest and she appreciates it. Not many guys she knew, did that. âHave you told her?â. He laughs a little at the thought. âNo, I missed my chanceâ. He signals to you on the dance floor with Ross, swaying to a slow song.Â
 You felt like you could cry but that wasnât fair on Ross. You should be happy, he was so lovely, he was good for you. Ross couldn't help but notice the eyes of Eddie that were locked on you from across the room. He look at you smiling, he wasn't the guy you should be with he knew that now. Especially when he could see the hurt that lay beneath the fake smile you wore. âWas Eddie okay?â. Of course, he saw that âyeah heâs fineâ how were you supposed to describe what happened? âI like you y/n I do, but Iâm not stupid. You like himâ. You want to deny this, so you try to stutter out a response but you can't form words. âItâs okay, I understand, you canât control your heart. You both like each other, so just because heâs stubborn doesnât mean you should beâ.  You kissed him on the cheek, god he was nice. âThank you, you donât hate me right?â. He smiles âI could never hate you, plus it would make history pretty awkwardâ. He jokes.Â
 Ross looks over to the bench where the cheerleader and freak were sitting. âNow thereâs a girl over there who looks like she needs a dance, hopefully, you can help the other one to finally smileâ. He left to walk towards the pair. Eddie saw Ross walking over to them, was he mad? Had you told him what he had said? Did he go too far saying you were beautiful? He didnât want to fight but he was ready to defend himself if a punch was thrown. Ross reached out his hand, and Eddie flinches waiting for impact. But nothing, because Rossâs hand wasnât meant for him, it was meant for his date.Â
 He held his hand out expectantly âdo you wanna dance? I kind of got ditched by my date.â Alice nods and got up to dance with him. Before she left to turns to Eddie "tell her" and with that, she left. Were you okay? Did you ditch Ross, because of Eddie? Did Eddie upset you again? He didnât want to ruin your night. You sat on the bench next to him. There was a beat of silence what would you say to each other? You were the first to break the ice. âYou look beautiful too by the wayâ you smile at him. âThanksâ heat rises to his cheeks. âIâm sorry if I ruined your nightâ.Â
 You shook your head, âitâs not over yet, so it canât be ruined, well I guess it depends on how you answer next. Will you go to the winter-â he put his hand on your mouth. âNo I was supposed to ask that. Will you go to the dance with me?â. You licked his hand to get him to move it which worked âdoes it matter who asked who first?â. He nodded âyeah because I really wanted to ask the girl I like to a danceâ. You blush. âWell I really wanted to ask the boy I like to a danceâ. Without thinking he grabs your face and kisses you. Taken by surprise it takes you a second to kiss back. When you finally both stop for the air you are both smiling like Cheshire cats. âI wish I would have told you before, then I could have done that a lot soonerâ. You nod. âSo do I?â.Â
 Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners comeson over the speakers, âare you gonna ask me to dance or am I gonna have to do that tooâ you joke. He playfully hits your shoulder standing up, holding out his hand to you. â Would you like to join me to dance to my favourite song Myladyâ. You reach out to hold onto his hand. âThis is my favourite songâ.  He shakes his head â anything that makes me think of you is my favouriteâ.













