ed dokri @eddokri - Tumblr Blog

at war with myseIf because I know I can do better.

Step 1: Get shredded

Step 2: Tell people you’re really into [insert extremely niche hobby]

Step 3: They call it 'passion' instead of 'red flag'

no one questions your weirdness if you're jacked. in fact, people will be more attracted to you.

i wanna go from 'that weird dude who collects vintage keyboards' to 'the mysterious fit guy with cool hobbies' overnight

being hot enables you to be as weird as you want without scrutiny

"yea i collect rocks"

"yea i collect bones"

"yea i collect yoshi plushies"

a fit guy can say he forges medieval swords in his garage and people think he's fascinating.

an out-of-shape guy can say the same thing and suddenly, something wrong with him??

gotta flex the gains before diving into the weird hobbies club

like, if you're hot, it makes people respect you more by default it's really stupid honestly

ong be conventionally pretty and you can get away with literally anything

people will call you eccentric instead of concerning if you're fit enough

Pro Max Tip - Just get rich so you can have a idgaf attitude.

pro tip just get in shape so you can justify having unusual/weird hobbies

if you need motivation to run as exercise, just roleplay as a prey running for your life

dont wanna be a body builder, I JUST WANNA LOOK GOOD

smelling good is a part of my personality

ed dokri