"To become one of your god forsaken trees would be the disgusting equivalent of peeking at that horrid face of yours, darling."
"If being considered filth helps me avoid such a displeasure then so be it.”
"Hmhmhm. I'm glad we can agree there."
"Well then, dear boy. Have you come here simply to chat, or something more? Perhaps you wish to offer me that water girl of yours? She'd burn nicely in my lantern, I think. With the added benefit of watering the soil, wouldn't you agree?"
















