Skeletons and Dresses

Eden Standing | Dark Attempt at Humor | Soapbox Preaching | Obnoxious Inexactitudes

[thehulk]

*warner bros. is adapting full metal alchemist and the cast is entirely japanese*

me @wb: 

[edenisms2-blog]

I didn't know you finally watched it! But this is SO COOL.

[fitzillo]

by anthonyjhos — Concepting for @wearehumaan June 15, 2015 at 02:05AM via: http://ift.tt/1RP5kRj

[edenisms2-blog]

Good luck picking... They're all so sweet...

[thepandoraboxx]

Yes girl! I’m at @rupaulsdragcon at the #WorkoutsaDrag booth for the next hour! Come see me! 😘❤️❤️👯👯 (at Ru Pauls Drag Convention)

[edenisms2-blog]

You're both so hot!!

[railroadsoftware]

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

[edenisms2-blog]

Why can I take General Business in school but not Necromancy?

[andersongillian]

[edenisms2-blog]

God damn there are some gorgeous gay ladies and characters out there :D

[clientsfromhell]

After designing a site for a client, we put it online and called him to remind about the payment.

Client: Well I changed my plans recently, so I don’t need that site anymore.

Me: Okay, we will have to take it down then.

Client: Wait, what? I thought you would just leave it as it is right now!

Me: If you want us to leave it running, you have to pay us for our work.

Client: But I don’t want to pay you!

[edenisms2-blog]

Die and burn.

[teacup-viking]

My life took a very wrong turn very fast and I really need to do something distracting but crafting, bathing, trying to nap and reading so far haven’t worked. Anybody have a good movie suggestion?

[teacup-viking]

Zoolander.

[edenisms2-blog]

Run Ronnie Run.

[edenisms2-blog]

When you detox and all you want is chemicals to make you feel better, even though they're the reason you're hurling and shitting yourself in the first place...

[shesmorgan]

[edenisms2-blog]

Hey hey hey NOT FAIR PEER PRESSURE.

[leppu]

A tender moment is shared in prague race today!

[edenisms2-blog]

Troll baby love

[gumbubbles-blog]

me when i first got diagnosed: this is okay! I now know whats wrong with me and can work towards recovering and managing my symptoms

me now: *playing some smooth jazz* life is bad, my man.

[edenisms2-blog]

That's a full recovery, right there. *hides sketchbooks full of dead body drawings*

[willambelli]

At this time in your career, if you were offered a major role in a major production (TV, movies, stage, etc.), would you take it?

Only if it dealt with answering hypothetical questions professionally.

WILLAM

[edenisms2-blog]

Hypothetical questions require an actual imagination. You're barking up the wrong tree. Willam just looks pretty and picks up money off the floor.

[eroscestlavie]

[toopunktofuck]

#WHICH ONE IS NOODLES#???!!!

[cumwitch]

[toopunktofuck]

VERY GOOD

[edenisms2-blog]

:3

[rhettandlink]

Mythical Beasts-

So many of you do an amazing job creating content on your personal social media accounts that embodies what it means to be your Mythical Best, and we can’t even begin to express just how much your support means to us.

That being said, there have been a few instances brought to our attention where we have reposted content but dropped the ball in giving credit where credit is due, and for that we are truly sorry. It was never our intention to take credit for other people’s work, but instead to recognize the amazing work of our fans. We want to apologize to any fan we may have offended by reposting your content without the proper credit.

We are redoubling our efforts to give credit whenever we repost anyone else’s work across our social media platforms.  

Each and everyday we find something awesome you guys have created based off of our work and we can’t thank you enough for both making us laugh with your creativity and being your Mythical Best!

From,

Rhett, Link, & Jen

[edenisms2-blog]

Thought you were pretty good about it but props for the classy apology <3

[tonymacaronnii]

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

[edenisms2-blog]

:3 fun

[teacup-viking]

Kept getting called “Laura” all night at work. Couldn’t figure out why until somebody made a “little house on the prairie” joke. Had to google the actress to see the reference; it is a very young girl, I guess 8 years. Was dressed in my viking garb - historic tunic, vertebrae laced into my hair, layers of metal and bone jewelry… I don’t understand. I’m not offended but I don’t get the comparison at all.

[edenisms2-blog]

... You don't?!

[acitymadeofsong]

Only mid-2000s internet fandom participants will remember this:

“smexy”

[eye-of-orion]

What the fuck did this even mean for real tho

[a-girl-named-stu]

It was the opposite of fugly

[edenisms2-blog]

Sweet mother of god, I DO REMEMBER.