"Excuse me while I go show your wife what a real man is…"
"No, you’re going to stay right here! You’re not going anywhere near my wife!"
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"Fine! FUCK!" He cussed as he sat down on the couch with a pout on his face.

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@edgarblair
"Excuse me while I go show your wife what a real man is…"
"No, you’re going to stay right here! You’re not going anywhere near my wife!"
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"Fine! FUCK!" He cussed as he sat down on the couch with a pout on his face.
//Edgar is just going to fuck so much shit up. He's a cross between Beetlejuice/ Loki/ and maybe some Lestat? He's just a brat that is trying to cause problems XD
This is going to be fun. He's going to crawl into bed between Ewan and Lila in the middle of the day XD
"Says me. Her husband."
"Well…that’s the beautiful thing about 2014, women can usually talk to other men without their husbands getting their panties in a knot. So…fuck off?"
"If you say one more thing I will seriously beat the living crap out of you."
"Excuse me while I go show your wife what a real man is..."
"Pleasure to meet you, Edgar. A friend? Strange I’ve never heard him talk about you. Ewans kind of like my father..this is my family."
"Well…maybe friend is a little strong of a word…He’s my friend but…he kind of hates me, so…I don’t know what you would consider it…it’s kind of a one sided thing…"
"Right…frenemy sounds like."
"I couldn’t see him hating anyone, something must’ve happened. Mind telling me what?"
"I said he had an attractive wife and that I would like to have sex with her..."
"But it was a complement..!"
"You’re beautiful regardless. I like a woman who can rock the vintage look now a days." He purred.
"Why, thank you. But It’s not that hard when you grew up during the time. I have simply not changed style since my transformation"
"Ah, so you're from the...20's, I assume?" he tilted his head a bit. "Such a wonderful time, indeed."
"Marli is a beautiful name." He complemented sly with a smile.
"Edgar Blair, I’m a friend of Ewan…”
"Why thank you."
"Pleasure to meet you, Edgar. A friend? Strange I’ve never heard him talk about you. Ewans kind of like my father..this is my family."
"Well...maybe friend is a little strong of a word...He's my friend but...he kind of hates me, so...I don't know what you would consider it...it's kind of a one sided thing..."
//Okay...for some reason I can see Edgar bringing Lila a heart (that's still slightly beating, I might add) from someone he just killed and it absolutely disgusting her. And Edgar not understanding why because he thinks it's a romantic offering.
"Says me. Her husband."
"Well...that's the beautiful thing about 2014, women can usually talk to other men without their husbands getting their panties in a knot. So...fuck off?"
"Well, well, well…and who might this beautiful young woman be?"
"Don’t let my looks fool you, for a vampire I might be young, but I was no young woman when I became a vampire"
"You're beautiful regardless. I like a woman who can rock the vintage look now a days." He purred.
"So…where is your wife? I’m dying to meet her."
"Probably busy."
"Hmm…I’ll go find her, maybe she needs some help."
"You will do no such thing."
"Says who?..."
"So…where is your wife? I’m dying to meet her."
"Probably busy."
"Hmm...I'll go find her, maybe she needs some help."
"So...where is your wife? I'm dying to meet her."
"Marli." She replied smiling at the man,
"Who are you?"
"Marli is a beautiful name." He complemented sly with a smile.
"Edgar Blair, I'm a friend of Ewan..."
"Well, well, well...and who might this beautiful young woman be?"
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