On The Edge

Phantom Blood AU // follows from senpaored

[askbaronzeppeli]

"HEY BABY!"

"Yes, yes, hold your applause. 'Tis I, William Antonio Zeppeli, resident Ripple master. Oh ho, but that's Baron Zeppeli to you! Have you ever had a burning question for yours truly? Well, sit back, relax, and feel free to sample from my wine cabinet. Ask away!

Oh, and if you feel so inclined, I would appreciate anything of the promotional variety as well. I have more than enough of the good stuff to go around."

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// we love a queen

[edge-gang]

“My, you certainly look a lot like me!”

‘The resemblance is honestly rather uncanny..’ He thinks, but doesn’t say out loud. (-To Jona, ofc!)

JoJo: I don’t see it....

[sometimes-jonathan-joestar-deac]

(( ok you know what. I’ve done this before and chickened out with a lot of them, but I feel like I’ve gotten better with this sorta thing so! Reblog this post if you’d like an ask from Jonathan!

Askblogs/rp blogs only please btw! ))

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“Alright child. Who the hell are you?” Darius said as he saw George. (ask-darius-brando)

Am Chompy! Huwwo!

[ @ask-darius-brando ]

[ask-darius-brando]

“Hello chompy I’m Darius.”

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Huwwo Dari. [ -> Typical child stuff, to not call people by actual name. You're no different from other children, other than, y'know, being a little vampire. And the nickname Chompy, well, you got it from somewhere. Let's find out where. ]

Chomp! [ -> You are quick. Using your little vampire speed, you dive in to take a good bite of his leg and hang on. Its the Chompy thing to do, everyone gets a bite. ]

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“Alright child. Who the hell are you?” Darius said as he saw George. (ask-darius-brando)

Am Chompy! Huwwo!

[ @ask-darius-brando ]

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// here's some content :)

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Wait- why are villains invited too? this is just a disaster waiting to explode...

The Moon: I wouldn’t know of any villains, unless you’re thinking of Dio; but he’s not evil anymore.

The Sun: You nitwit, you aren’t supposed to call me my actual name!

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Chompy hitting a jig-

0.1 seconds from biting your shin

[kalos-absurd-crusade]

cue One (1) very small child running up to the two, asking- no, BEGGING for a dance ~ the sky, edge-gang

“Y-You want a dance?””

@edge-gang

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Oh dear...

[bd-handystand]

[ -> you have been visited by a small child that looks barely older than three, slapping lightly at your leg. it seems that he wants to dance. ] ~ the sky, edge-gang

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WHYISTHEREABABYHERE!? WHOTHOUGHTTHISWASAGOODIDEA????

“Uh, hey little guy? Where are your...parents?”

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[ -> You only get a simple “here” because children are not very specific, and this child is no exception. ]

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“Hello gentlemen. May i interest you with some everlasting darkness.” -L’eminenza Oscura (ask-darius-brando)

The Moon: Oh uh, were you talking to me?

[ @ask-darius-brando ]

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Surprised this ball is already getting filled with people..

The Sun: No kidding...

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Introducing your hosts for tonight: The Sun and The Moon!

Colour references will be below

[ JoJoMasqBall: START! ]

[vampire-joestar]

✍ honestly can u draw sizzly boy as horribly as possible (edge-gang)

Send me '✍' and I will draw your muse horribly on MSPaint

( @edge-gang )

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i think theres gotta be more dirt on jojo than just santa >:) wheres the big guns wheres the big embarassing stuff

Dio: I thought the whole Santa thing was pretty bad, but I guess if you want more, then who am I to deny such inquiries? 

Jona: Dio, don’t tell them another word!

Dio: OH! I got one. When we were in high school, JoJo was having a hard time finding a date to the prom. He wasn’t very interested at first, but I managed to convince him to come, and he had to scramble to find a date.

Jona: Dio, don’t-

Dio: Hush, JoJo! Anyways, he managed to find a young lass, and set up this big show to try and convince her! The time came, he panicked, and in the midst of his panic, he asked her to marry her in front of everyone! Sad to say that she said no.

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hey jojo do you have any embarrassing dio stories? let's just alternate

Jona: There was that time Dio got dragged through the mud by his horse, but I think his fight with Erina was worse. He got beaten so quickly and easily by this small, shy lady we hadn’t seen in years. Proves you shouldn’t judge someone so quickly.

Dio. Why did you have to tell them that?!

Jona: It wouldn’t be so absolutely terrible if it weren’t for your reaction after. You threw a fit like a child.